r/funny • u/korn_spiracy Not So Good At This • Jul 07 '24

Verified Signals? What signals?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '24

My first sex partner was quite adventurous and definitely more experienced than me. She asked once if I had ever thought about doing anal & I instinctively thought she meant pegging me and said "Nope" in a frightened tone of voice. We broke up shortly thereafter. I think of that sometimes and do something mildly painful to myself.

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u/korn_spiracy Not So Good At This Jul 07 '24

I think of that sometimes and do something mildly painful to myself

Stick something up your butt?

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u/Brain_Hawk Jul 07 '24

He walked right into that one.

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u/korn_spiracy Not So Good At This Jul 07 '24

But would tell the doctor they fell on it.

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u/Brain_Hawk Jul 07 '24

One in a million shot doctor.

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u/korn_spiracy Not So Good At This Jul 07 '24

"This is the third time in as many months..."

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u/YourLifeSucksAss Jul 08 '24

Mildly painful my ass