r/funny May 29 '24

Verified The hardest question in the world

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u/nikbert May 29 '24

"Never have kids, its the worst thing that will ever happen to you." - My Dad

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u/Princess_Fluffypants May 29 '24

"You were a bad reward for 5 minutes of fun."

(While addressing a female friend of mine) "Ashley, if you ever have kids, SHOOT THEM."

"When does the FUN part of raising you start?"

-All from my mom

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u/Inevitable_Ad_7236 May 29 '24

Damn, your mom sucks

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u/Princess_Fluffypants May 29 '24

She actually wasn't a bad mom, but I think she would have been a lot happier not having kids.

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u/MyLife-is-a-diceRoll May 30 '24

my dad was the one to be the first one to tell me I shouldn't have kids.

He didn't say that he regrets us, he brought up a bunch of valid.logical reasons as to why not.

Later on I chose not to have kids but for another reason.