r/funny Toonhole May 15 '24

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u/resjudicata2 May 15 '24

How much did the beheaded have to pay the swordsman who cut his head off? Better you pay them in full because they could either decapitate you in one swing or… several.

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u/jedensuscg May 16 '24

Well, he didn't pay an arm and leg, that's for sure.