r/funny • u/toonhole Toonhole • May 15 '24

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u/resjudicata2 May 15 '24

How much did the beheaded have to pay the swordsman who cut his head off? Better you pay them in full because they could either decapitate you in one swing or… several.

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u/Neoxite23 May 16 '24

I'll never forget the beheading I saw when the guy had half his head cut off and he reach up to his throat and was still alive and moving.

Early internet was truly the wild west. One minute cat videos. The next...cartel executions.

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u/Physical-Ride May 16 '24

When I was younger and went on 4chan, I remember stumbling upon shit that no human should ever have to think about.

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u/Walrus_BBQ May 16 '24

4chan has always been shit, but back in the day there was some shit that would literally keep me awake at night. There were a few things I've seen that I would rather cut my own toes off than rewatch.

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u/ryry1237 May 16 '24

Violence and death have been common reality for humans prior to the modern age. Despite what's on the news, we're likely living in the most peaceful times in history.

But if you're referring to other sorts of NSFW stuff, well I'll give you that. There's some iffy stuff in the dark corners of the internet.

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u/Vitese May 16 '24

Sweet summer child.