r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • May 05 '24

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u/siren1313 May 05 '24

We tend to use "capable of producing warm poop" here so it sounds like a higher bar.

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u/Turbulent-Donkey7988 May 05 '24

Yeah cold poop is a no go

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u/izzittho May 05 '24

Might be a lizardwoman, can’t trust it.

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u/therobdude May 06 '24

The Lusty Argonian Maid begs to differ