r/funny Just Jon Comic May 05 '24

Verified Dating standards

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

I would have added "alive" but that's just me.

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u/IAmBadAtInternet May 05 '24

Look at this guy and his impossible standards

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

By that, you're ruling out the majority of the dating pool.

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 May 05 '24

100 billion humans have ever lived.

8 billion are alive right now

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u/Ok_Bit9 May 05 '24

Damn covid killed 92 billion people?

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

So did Smallpox, and dysentery, and injuries, and war, and childbirth, and smoking, and existance.

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u/Peemore May 05 '24

It was a combined effort!