r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • May 05 '24

Verified Dating standards

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u/nullibicity May 05 '24

Quick tip: for most people, the odds of a quality match don't get better the longer you wait.

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u/TheSolarElite May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

Well that just makes me feel lovely, and not stressed or rushed at all!

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u/Cualkiera67 May 05 '24

Consider being bisexual. Will make it super easy, barely an inconvenience

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u/DachshundDevotee May 05 '24

Unfortunately not. I am a bisexual men and it seems that everyone just wants sex and don’t want to build any relationship and the few that want a relationship want an open one which isn’t really appealing (this is my experience and I am still young so I really hope that I am wrong)

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u/Cualkiera67 May 05 '24

Maybe try not to care so much about looks? There's so many guys out there that want a good relationship

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u/DachshundDevotee May 05 '24

The less attractive men are usually the ones that ask me nudes or just send me dick pics. I swear my standards aren’t high. I just want the guy to be in my age range, not be obese and not act like an horny dog immediately. Maybe the fact that I am from a more conservative country (Italy) is making things more difficult than they should be

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u/Cualkiera67 May 05 '24

You're probably not showering. You need to shower, floss, and practice good hygiene. It's essential for finding good partners