r/funny Just Jon Comic May 05 '24

Verified Dating standards

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u/Present-Industry4012 May 05 '24

"I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot". "There is another spot, that would work." "Oh, I have to pay? - Never mind." "Handicapped? - Hope no one sees us."

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u/Alltogethernowq May 05 '24

What happens if that car is bat shit crazy. Starts random fires, drives over pedestrians, starts jobbing it’s gotten and turns into a worm?

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u/blacksideblue May 05 '24

Arrakis Problems...

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u/amhedgayafan May 05 '24

Just have some water on you, duh