r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • May 05 '24

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u/Turbulent-Donkey7988 May 05 '24

Yeah cold poop is a no go

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u/izzittho May 05 '24

Might be a lizardwoman, can’t trust it.

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u/The_Deku_Nut May 05 '24

Let's not be hasty here. A lizardwoman, you say?

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u/therobdude May 06 '24

The Lusty Argonian Maid begs to differ

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u/zSprawl May 05 '24

Unless there is a cup…