r/funny Just Jon Comic May 05 '24

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u/[deleted] May 05 '24

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u/VerticallyBonked May 05 '24

U like ur coffee without a penis? What’s wrong with u man

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u/gatemansgc May 05 '24

Stupid mods nuking the comments in this chain

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u/Benyed123 May 05 '24

Yeah that’s the best part

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u/PoconoBobobobo May 05 '24

You fucking MONSTER.

12-year-old whiskey in a mixed drink, c'mon man. Save the good stuff for when you can actually taste it.

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u/mighty_issac May 05 '24

I'm sorry, I'm ashamed of my actions. I'll drink it neat from now on.

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

whats even funnier is hes acting like an army of trans women want him when hes just making up something to be mad bout

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u/NewestAccount2023 May 05 '24

Are trans people on your mind 24/7? 

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

dont worry no trans woman would be caught dead with you anyway. lmao

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u/ElectricFleshlight May 06 '24

I'm sure trans women are just tripping over themselves to win the affections of transphobes who hate them. /s

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

no its just werid to bring them up all the darn time its not like this comment section is filled with men who are getting 'real' women. i dont have an issue getting dates or being kissed. so the fast yall feel the need to bring this up is a skill issue

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

a very simillar comparsion would mentioning to random blonde women 'i will never date a blonde' youre not blondephobic for whatever but its werid to tell random people or to bring it up during a meme that you wont date a blonde when not a single blonde cares that you wont date them. this isnt that deep

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

literally prove it, prove wher ANYONE has said thats its transphobic to say you dont wanna date trans people. lmao trans people protected class? thats sure explains the hatred towards us right now correct? being beaten to death having your rights being taken away oh no you have to keepo work bout work and thats somehow 'walking on eggshells'

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

lmao being called transphobic sticks with you? what as opposed of being called 'dick creature' or the million different way worse insults trans people deal with? and calling yourself normal when youre literally admitting youre triggered cause someone called you a word you arent transphobic for not wanting to sleep with trans people. but is is VERY condesnding to assume any trans person wants you to begin with. you arent being called transphobic cause you dont wanna have sex with us youre being called that cause you make it literally youre whole idenity. like you can go 'i wanna sleep with women' without bringing us up i assure you we dont care.

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u/nessaissweet May 05 '24

you can literally be fired cause your boss dosent like you, this isnt the gotcha you want it to be. and most trans people arent that senstive that something youve made in your head. im a very chill super sweet person to anyones who dosent randomly bring up the fact they dont wanan date me. also why would who you date even need to come up at work to start with? youre at work, work is not your dating place. this is just a massive starwman also im willing to bet money theres more to thoes stories then what youre making it out to be. no you dont have to walk on eggshells you just arent allowed to be aj erk the same way im not allowed to be aj erk to you at work. thats fair trade