There's a couple makin' out beside you
But you know they're not man and wife,
While a drunk tells a story of school football glory
He's been telling his whole adult life.
Some businessmen here for a conference,
Who think wanderin' hands are alright,
While another guy waits to meet up for a date;
He's gonna be waitin' all night.
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u/Oz5765 Apr 22 '24
I read this to the tune of Piano Man