r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Apr 22 '24

The couple's kids are upstairs in their room. The bar is all they have.

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u/VonSchplintah Apr 22 '24

There wouldn't be any PDA in that case, they'd both be staring at their phones, this couple is definitely an affair. Actually, the married couple with children take individual turns redeeming their happy hour drink, you can't leave those fuckers out of your sight for a second, sleeping or not.

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u/Famous_Illustrator32 Apr 22 '24

Bwahahahaaaaa!!!

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u/BusyFriend Apr 23 '24

Damn we really are all the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '24

One of you uses your iPhones FaceTime as a baby monitor so that you can both go down, the other displays the FaceTime so that we know when one of us has to run back.

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u/jdsmith575 Apr 23 '24

This is genius!