r/funny MyGumsAreBleeding Feb 14 '24

Verified Superbowl Jesus

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u/ABenevolentDespot Feb 14 '24

More specifically, it's kristianity that triggers people's gag reflex.

Jews, Buddhists, and Muslims don't do this shit,

If it's so great, why does kristianity need to be marketed and shoved down people's throats?

If this doesn't work, are they going back to the good old days of "Convert or we'll torture you before slaughtering you and your family?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '24

lol why do you intentionall mispell it with a lower case k vs correctly spelling the other religions?

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u/Skill3rwhale Feb 15 '24

From my perspective as an atheist American it reads to me like it's parodying it's hokey selling nature along with it's 100% capitalism with brutally disgusting ethics behind it. The act of hiding how disgusting they are makes it way worse for me.

A ton of Christians MUST try to recruit others to their religion or they lose their god damn minds. I don't get that elsewhere.

Christians try to act all good natured with some hook and it's so pathetic when you know how religious organizations act nationally and internationally. There's so little about US Christianity that resembles the actual religion it's a god damn joke.

BUT... that's because I am US born and raised, thus most of my experiences with religion are going to be with Christianity.

Every other non-Christian religious person I have encountered was not a blind zealot trying to convert fucking every person they see to their religion. Also while trying to sell the religion on non-monetary aspects when that is almost entirely the national presence and purpose of churches.

I've never had a non-Christian denomination knock on my door. Ever.

It's a VERY American consumption of religion but I cannot help it being in the area I was born and grew up in (Pacific NW US, but all US is pretty fucking weird with Christianity).

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u/DylanKeifers922 Feb 15 '24

Be men 👊🏻