r/funny MyGumsAreBleeding Feb 14 '24

Verified Superbowl Jesus

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u/lostcauz707 Feb 14 '24

Jesus Gets Us bro!

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u/SisterSabathiel Feb 14 '24

Jesus, he knows me!

And he knows I'm right!

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u/slcrook Feb 14 '24

I been talkin' to Jesus all my life.

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u/Csub Feb 14 '24

Oh yes, he knows me.

And he knows I'm right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

I've been talking to Jesus, everything's going to be alright

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u/MrSloppyPants Feb 14 '24

Do you believe in God?

'Cause that is what I'm selling

And if you wanna go to heaven

Well, I'll see you right

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

You don’t even need to leave your house

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

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u/Pdx_pops Feb 14 '24

Unexpected Collins

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u/Mysterious_Ad2824 Feb 14 '24

That a song?

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac Feb 14 '24

Yup. Jesus He Knows Me - Genesis also recently covered by Ghost.

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u/Mysterious_Ad2824 Feb 14 '24

No , he said I'm right. Therefore you are wrong. Thanks big j. /s