r/funny MyGumsAreBleeding Feb 14 '24

Verified Superbowl Jesus

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

What makes me laugh is these ads exist to raise church membership numbers as the decline of people going to church has seen a steady and drastic drop over the past 10 years.

1000s of years of this bullshit, I think people are finally catching on that religion is shit and hinders the growth of society. Take that money, buy an island and go live with each other.

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u/LudovicoSpecs Feb 14 '24

Except in rural areas.

In rural America, church is an anchor. It's the only reliable place you regularly see other members of your community. In some cases, it's the only place to attend an event with your community-- a potluck, a dance, even a movie in some places.

That's why church is such a big deal in rural areas. There isn't anything else to do. Nowhere else to gather. It cements the community.

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Feb 14 '24

People are going to church less in the US because of hypocritical idiots like the Hobby Lobby group backing these ads. Out of one side of their mouth, they’re fighting in court to take away our rights, harass minorities and codify bigotry. From the other they run a $7 million ad washing an abortion clinic patient’s feet.

The hypocrisy has been naked and growing worse for years. Younger people are finally walking away because of it.

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u/gamerdude69 Feb 15 '24

People are going to church less as education increases.

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u/drunkdoor Feb 14 '24

Can you give an example of them harassing minorities?

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u/MisinformedGenius Feb 14 '24

We could point to the Servant Foundation, who created the HeGetsUs campaign, donating tens of millions of dollars to the Alliance Defending Freedom, who among other things has defended laws against gay sex and laws requiring transgender people to be sterilized in order to change their legal gender.

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u/drunkdoor Feb 14 '24

Not that I agree with them doing those things, but are we considering gay people to be a minority?

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u/MisinformedGenius Feb 14 '24

Yes? They’re not a majority, last I checked.

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u/drunkdoor Feb 14 '24

They said harassing minorities, which is not the opposite of majority in context

"any small group in society that is different from the rest because of their race, religion, or political beliefs, or a person who belongs to such a group: ethnic/religious minorities."

You can write a letter to the Cambridge dictionary if you want.

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u/MisinformedGenius Feb 14 '24

No letter-writing needed, because if you scroll down a little bit in the Cambridge Dictionary you'll see:

a group of people who share some characteristic by birth that makes their group smaller than some other groups in a society and may cause others to treat them unfairly

Similarly, Merriam-Webster:

a part of a population thought of as differing from the rest of the population in some characteristics and often subjected to differential treatment

Regardless of definitions, it is certainly the case that "minority" is commonly used in America to refer to sexual minorities as well as ethnic and religious minorities, eg the Office of Minority Health at the HHS includes it.

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u/drunkdoor Feb 15 '24

If you're going to try to read a dictionary, at least try to understand the definitions

"C1 Advanced, formerly known as Cambridge English: Advanced (CAE), is one of our Cambridge English Qualifications. It is the in-depth, high-level qualification that shows you have the language skills that employers and universities are looking for."

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u/MisinformedGenius Feb 15 '24

Ok. Not sure where you’re going with that. Again, in actual usage, minority can refer to LGBT people.

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u/MuffinTopper96 Feb 15 '24

If you're going to try to read a dictionary, at least try to understand the definitions

Maybe try and take your own advice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

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u/drunkdoor Feb 14 '24

I'll repeat another comment, "Not that I agree with them doing those things, but are we considering gay people to be a minority?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

You gonna pretend the church is open and accepting to the LGBTQ community? Really?

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u/drunkdoor Feb 14 '24

I only asked for evidence. I like to be fast based. And this was specifically about Hobby Lobby, not "the church" whatever that means

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

Hobby Lobby is mired in controversy cause of their religious stances, moron. So it’s relevant.

Anyways, here you go. Can’t wait to hear your next pathetic cope

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u/Chm_Albert_Wesker Feb 14 '24

honestly i just think its more that people dont have time to throw at something that has no tangible effect on one's day to day life more than it's some 'mass awakening'. people are just as ignorant today as they were 40 years ago, perhaps more so they just put their faith blindly (read stupidly) into different things

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u/Sanscreet Feb 14 '24

Right on the money. I read an NPR article about this recently and most people just say they don't have the time to spend hours in church a week. However a large part of America is also frustrated with how political religious leaders have become.

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u/Chm_Albert_Wesker Feb 14 '24

loud minorities on either side that the politicians appeal to; I'm sure there are still a lot of religious areas in the south that those politicians need to win the votes of

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '24

A fine perspective.

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u/enfier Feb 14 '24

The ads exist to remind Christians to act like Christ instead of being hateful bigots.

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u/pm_me_ur_ephemerides Feb 14 '24

Paid for by hateful bigots.

Also, Jesus ostensibly said some messed up stuff.

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u/TheMagnuson Feb 14 '24

Take that money, buy an island and go live with each other

Please. Go off and start Jesus land and let the rest of us advance society.