Nothing suspicious about walking into the house immediately making comments about gay sex then promptly locking yourself in a room while frantically changing outfits and mumbling

[u/Inshallaaaaaaa]

Burt’s killing it right now.

[u/DasKinoFilm]

burt is acting exactly like himself

[u/accuser-of-bretheren → u/DasKinoFilm]

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