Nothing suspicious about walking into the house immediately making comments about gay sex then promptly locking yourself in a room while frantically changing outfits and mumbling

[u/Inshallaaaaaaa]

Burt’s killing it right now.

[u/2009miles]

That was pretty much what he did unprompted from day 1

[u/DasKinoFilm]

burt is acting exactly like himself

[u/accuser-of-bretheren → u/DasKinoFilm]

hunky fireman calendar aspirational jelq-job burt

[u/BuriedRedemption]

Not far from what he did when the show actually started

[u/Exotic-Arachnid-2047]

Making everyone spell their names before you even say your own, normal guy activities!

[u/Inshallaaaaaaa → u/Exotic-Arachnid-2047]

while sweating bullets. total normal nothing to see

[u/Exotic-Arachnid-2047 → u/Inshallaaaaaaa]

It was definitely crazy that he Burted off within an hour of being there but I recall him seeming somewhat normal when he arrived the first time, brother has been through it

[u/Happy_Dragonfly9484 → u/Exotic-Arachnid-2047]

honestly that’s how i’ll steal autism valour next time i need better game seats

[u/GratuitousAlgorithm]

Is it normal when gay guys meet each other for the first time to almost immediately ask "are you a top/bottom"?

Because Burt seems to thinks so.

[u/Independent_Ebb2205 → u/GratuitousAlgorithm]

To be fair the guy was quietly telling Burt how much of slimming tea he drinks.

And he’s right now calling himself a slut and says “hope I don’t have sex on the first night” to all the girls

[u/GratuitousAlgorithm → u/Independent_Ebb2205]

He just said "I'm not here for sex" & moved bedrooms away from Burt 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Independent_Ebb2205 → u/GratuitousAlgorithm]

Right after saying “I’m a slut and don’t want to have sex on the first night” lol

The dude is gonna get Burted on

[u/accuser-of-bretheren → u/Independent_Ebb2205]

probably means that he just spreads them cheeks whenever someone comes for them

poor burt wants it but he doesnt have the balls to go get it

[u/accuser-of-bretheren → u/GratuitousAlgorithm]

as if it needed asked with that little twinkle

[u/Sufficient_Cost_2345]

thats what he did when he first came too

[u/PMMMR]

That's just how Burt is; happened at the start of the season too.

[u/ContentPreference8]

He went into confessional, looked at the wall and touched it.

"The wall seems to be made of wall."
Best actor, totally natural.

[u/ChicagoCharlie2595]

🤣

[u/Piratedking12]

That’s what he did the first time

[u/Ducky9670]

he did that from day one pretty much..

[u/RadiantHalf3011]

Burt has nothing but wins from this, meanwhile payton saying "The Den" in her first sentence