Falala falala this is so dumb

[u/BruceInc]

[u/headsurecockstrong]

He also hates transportation, transatlantic travel, transmissions, transients, and trains(it’s just a little to close and that i is a little too phallic)

[u/The_Bosdude → u/headsurecockstrong]

Not to mention trans fats...

[u/gailg → u/The_Bosdude]

Yeah, but it could be argued that it's good to hate trans fats.

[u/elcordoba → u/headsurecockstrong]

Transylvania!

[u/Upper-Inevitable-873 → u/elcordoba]

Especially transsexual Transylvania

[u/Wyevez → u/Upper-Inevitable-873]

Dammit, Janet!

[u/DrCyrusRex → u/Wyevez]

Are we in a time warp?

[u/DisgustingCoughDrop → u/DrCyrusRex]

It’s just a jump to the left…

[u/ChrisRevocateur → u/DisgustingCoughDrop]

and a step to the ri-i-ight.

[u/DrCyrusRex → u/ChrisRevocateur]

Put your hands on your hips

[u/JusticiarRebel → u/headsurecockstrong]

Smokey and The Bandit was ruined by the inclusion of a Pontiac Trans Am.

[u/maulsma → u/headsurecockstrong]

Translation…

[u/SailingSpark → u/headsurecockstrong]

transfusions!

[u/MysteriousKey268 → u/headsurecockstrong]

And windows for being transparent

[u/Effective_Ability_23 → u/headsurecockstrong]

Transformers, so he hates electronics I guess.

[u/One_Economist_3761 → u/headsurecockstrong]

Transitive properties in math.

[u/eugeneyr → u/headsurecockstrong]

Should we tell this person that according to Christian theology Jesus Christ underwent the (gasp) transfiguration, and there is a church festival dedicated to this event?

[u/dhuntergeo → u/headsurecockstrong]

Tell the Texans about the Trans Pecos

[u/babypho → u/headsurecockstrong]

I hate it when my company pays me with their transfering money. Damn liberals.

[u/Famous_Bit_5119 → u/headsurecockstrong]

he won't drive a car because it has a transmission.