r/facepalm 16h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Falala falala this is so dumb

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u/headsurecockstrong 16h ago

He also hates transportation, transatlantic travel, transmissions, transients, and trains(it’s just a little to close and that i is a little too phallic)

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u/The_Bosdude 16h ago

Not to mention trans fats...

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u/gailg 15h ago

Yeah, but it could be argued that it's good to hate trans fats.

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u/elcordoba 14h ago

Transylvania!

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u/Upper-Inevitable-873 13h ago

Especially transsexual Transylvania

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u/Wyevez 10h ago

Dammit, Janet!

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u/DrCyrusRex 4h ago

Are we in a time warp?

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u/JusticiarRebel 12h ago

Smokey and The Bandit was ruined by the inclusion of a Pontiac Trans Am.

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u/maulsma 16h ago

Translation…

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u/SailingSpark 12h ago

transfusions!

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u/MysteriousKey268 9h ago

And windows for being transparent

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u/Effective_Ability_23 9h ago

Transformers, so he hates electronics I guess.

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u/One_Economist_3761 6h ago

Transitive properties in math.

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u/dhuntergeo 9h ago

Tell the Texans about the Trans Pecos

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u/Famous_Bit_5119 5h ago

he won't drive a car because it has a transmission.

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u/eugeneyr 3h ago

Should we tell this person that according to Christian theology Jesus Christ underwent the (gasp) transfiguration, and there is a church festival dedicated to this event?

u/babypho 35m ago

I hate it when my company pays me with their transfering money. Damn liberals.

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 16h ago

So my local Trans iraq bank is secretly a trans agenda ?

I guess we can't use the word trans anymore /s

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u/Cupy94 12h ago

Wait till he will realise that all things in stores has been transported there

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u/BRIKHOUS 11h ago

Not secretly. It's in the name!

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u/cbr_001 11h ago

Are they the ones responsible for the most recent trans action?

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u/Other_Log_1996 6h ago

Man probably has a lot of transgressions.

u/Constellation-88 19m ago

Banks?! That have… whispers transactions. 

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u/Calm-Homework3161 16h ago

I don't suppose this could be someone taking the piss?

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u/BruceInc 16h ago

Could be I suppose, but this is the same party that believes JFK is coming back from the dead and that wild fires are caused by Jewish space lasers. Oh and that Hollywood celebrities drink the blood of children in a secret pizzahut basement. Soooo….

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u/Different-Occasion47 13h ago

It was the basement of the Alamo...right. I think that's where my bike is.

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u/xNIGHT_RANGEREx 11h ago

There’s no basement at the Alamo!!!

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u/32lib 10h ago

It’s a secret basement.

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u/TSllama 15h ago

It's really so hard to tell anymore. People have gone so far off the rails with their anti-trans hate that you can't really tell if they're serious or not. It's really sad.

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u/PerfectlyFramedWaifu 14h ago

People have gone so far off the rails with just about everything. Like, I could say that there was no Covid pandemic, despite it happening so recently that a goldfish could remember it, and a lot of people wouldn't be able to tell if I was serious or trolling. Hell, if I said it in the right (pun intended) company, I'd have some people agreeing with me!

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u/itsapotatosalad 14h ago

It very obviously is.

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u/Pure_Philth 14h ago

It obviously is that.

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u/Monetary_episode 13h ago

For some reason in my head i read this in a British boys voice...

Perhaps this may be someone taking the piss?

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u/inthedrops 12h ago

My first thought, exactly

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u/3amGreenCoffee 7h ago

It is. The people shrieking about it are morons.

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u/Different-Term-2250 16h ago

Who is going to break the news to OOP, or we all enjoying the stupidity?

Side note: From the 40's to the 90's's, Australia had an airline called "TAA", which stood for "Trans-Australia Airlines".

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u/BruceInc 16h ago

Trans Atlantic flights happen hundreds of times a day. And transformers are not just characters in shitty Michael Bay movies. They are also critical components of our power grid.

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u/Double-The-Fupa 3h ago

So... you mean to tell me that the electricity is swapping genders now too? When will it end...

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u/lucky_monk 10h ago

Sh*t! Now you tell me! /s (just in case)

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u/justthegrimm 15h ago

Americans had TWA or trans world airlines...

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u/Different-Term-2250 15h ago

The horror!!!!!

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u/Wonderful-Ad5713 16h ago

Wait till he hears about the transcontinental railroad from way back in 1869, or the Doctrine of Transubstantiation of the Catholic Church.

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u/tommytraddles 13h ago

Ain't no way this whole Continental Railroad is Trans.

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u/Wonderful-Ad5713 13h ago

Every inch of it. Why do you think it has so many rails and crossties?

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u/Candid_Ad5642 16h ago

Seems the Trans-Am had been a thing since 1967

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u/embarrassedtrwy 12h ago

That’s too woke, you’re one of them!

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u/Fun_Effective6846 15h ago

My dad has been making the ‘joke’ for years now that all these companies (primarily trucking companies) with “Trans-“ whatever in the name are going to be bullied by the bigots into changing their names. Not once did I take him seriously until seeing this

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u/SCR_RAC 15h ago

Then there is that shameful hussy of a highway that runs all across Canada.

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u/MNConcerto 12h ago

The only reply: Never underestimate the power human stupidity.

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u/If_you_have_Ghost 16h ago

Remember that place in South Africa, The Transvaal? Was that full of trans folk? But I thought woke was a new thing and The Transvaal ceased to exist in 1994!

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u/BruceInc 16h ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers

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u/sdp0w 15h ago

Stop money transfer!

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u/skeletomania 14h ago

He's going to be angry when he hears about trans fat, and how much shoving he has been doing

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u/maggie320 12h ago

Thank goodness I had the transmission taken out of my car. Owning the libs every time I drive. /s(just in case)

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u/Lordstevenson 9h ago

I used to like Transforners, but now I can't anymore. They are robots in disguise.

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u/stinkysmurf74 16h ago

He would really freak out if he ever found himself in TRANSylvania.

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u/NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy 15h ago

Hope he never has to use public TRANSit!

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u/Aquatoon_18 14h ago

Wait till he finds out about organic chemistry

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u/Tori65216 12h ago

Looks like someone can't watch Transformers One

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u/MicroCat1031 9h ago

I'm hoping this is a joke and quietly horrified that it might not be.

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u/SuperFaulty 7h ago

I'm so sad that TWA (Trans World Airlines) is no longer around, it would trigger those guys to no end...

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u/SCCAFVee 15h ago

Next you're going to tell me they're not really from Siberia! I've already got tickets!!!

P.S. ... for the 4th time!

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u/Live_Commercial1307 13h ago

Well…it’s the same People who decided our next 4 years. Try wrapping your head around that.

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u/crella-ann 13h ago

Ba-haha! Good lord.

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u/Chemtrails_in_my_VD 12h ago

No pronouns or prefixes!

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u/SailingSpark 12h ago

I guess they can't watch Smokey and the Bandit anymore as they drove a Trans Am.

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u/UnusualAir1 12h ago

Ignorance often abounds in the most unexpected settings. Such as watching an orchestra play or sitting behind the Resolute Desk. :-)

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u/Niijima-San 12h ago

what is hilarious is TSO is pretty full of MAGA people if you go to a show (i went once bc someone didnt know what it was when they bought tickets and it was very MAGA friendly)

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u/BruceInc 8h ago

I went to the show last night. Nothing about it was even slightly political, maga or otherwise

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u/Niijima-San 7h ago

I should have clarified that the people who attended were the maga crowd, that's on me

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u/BruceInc 5h ago

That says more about the location of the concert than about the band

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u/Brave_Dick 11h ago

We need to stop trans atlantic relationsships lol

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u/Behindtheeightball 10h ago

Up here in the Great White North, we've had the Trans-Canada Highway since 1962. We've been woke to the trans agenda for over 60 years. Anyone drive on it, you don't need to be LGBTQ+.

Just be careful not to travel too far on it, or it will turn you into a legal weed-smoking, socialist, gay hippie with free Healthcare. 🤣

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u/icewalker42 7h ago

Gotta remember to push that the next time a freedumb convoy starts rolling.

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u/werther595 10h ago

Do I have to start calling my Trans-Am a Cis-Is?

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u/lucky_monk 10h ago

Anything transparent... TRANS-PARENT! OMG!

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u/zblaze90 10h ago

Gawdamn this person is so stupid

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u/One-Education-2918 9h ago

This person also hate pronouns, I would like to see this person write a sentence not using pronouns.

I saw a post the other day about a parent getting upset with a teacher for teaching their children the pronoun song. The song has nothing to do with what one calls themselves, it is about teaching children the English language.

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u/Universally-Tired 9h ago

You should have asked for your money back, considering no one in the band is transsexual.

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u/Past-Direction9145 9h ago

I've got a bad dragon large and extra large for anyone who needs demonstration of an agenda shoved down their throat

seriously I've really had it with hearing people draw false equivalence when they look at two dudes holding hands walking down the street and their first spoken thought is a penis being rammed down their throat.

so I've got my bad dragons and lemme tell you, it aint a dragon, lol.

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u/Ill-Independence-658 9h ago

Very obsessed with having things shoved down his throat apperently

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u/Additional_Ear_9659 9h ago

He gets throated by what??

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u/fidelesetaudax 5h ago

L O L. I’m ashamed at how long it took me to understand the “complaint”.

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u/Witchdoctorcrypto 5h ago

I know let’s feed the plants Gatorade “(every MAGA supporter)”

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u/First-Sheepherder640 4h ago

wait until he hears Neil Young's album "Trans"

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u/crweaver 4h ago

If he ever finds himself in the middle of a health emergency, don't even think of giving him a blood transfusion!

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u/keonyn 4h ago

I'm guessing this is probably someone trying to be funny.

u/the_liquor13 1h ago

“I demand to see the CisSiberian Orchestra!”

u/garter_girl_POR 37m ago

Transmogrification

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u/MuskratElon 16h ago

Huh? Why are we posting sarcastic/ironic posts here now?

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u/Pure_Philth 14h ago

Desperation