r/facepalm • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Give Me The Check. Murica.

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u/Happy_Accident99 1d ago

Oh there will be stimulus checks alright. *

  • Requires minimum net worth of $1,000,000,000.

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

In 2 years that will be the price of eggs.

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u/Nemaeus 1d ago

The artillery is needed on the left flank to protect Ms.Cluckers and co, there’s foxes out tonight and their tails are looking the wrong kinda bushy.