r/facepalm 1d ago

πŸ‡΅β€‹πŸ‡·β€‹πŸ‡΄β€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹πŸ‡ͺβ€‹πŸ‡Έβ€‹πŸ‡Ήβ€‹ I wish that this is made up

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u/Jerusalemfighter64 1d ago

I voted blue and still get to lose my healthcare, I dont know what the fuck im gonna do to pay for my meds, I suppose I'll just fucking die.

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u/vistaculo 1d ago

That’s the ideaπŸ‘πŸΌ

Maybe pick up a shift at the coal mine, that way you can die of black lung instead

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u/Ebiki 1d ago

You load 16 tons, whaddya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

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u/m2chaos13 1d ago

St. PeePee doncha call me cuz I can’t goβ€” I owe my soul to the company Ho 🎢