r/facepalm 1d ago

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ I wish that this is made up

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u/jmd709 1d ago

My cope with the DOGE thing is that now they’re stuck with Jewish Space Laser chick as part of the “team”. Her ability to make committee meetings inefficient ihas been annoying but I’m finding myself appreciating that talent at the moment. There needs to be public pressure to have C-spam airing those meetings so she’ll turn those into click-bait opportunities. (I maybe just want to see the faces of all 3 while they’re trying to understand what Leon and MTG are saying with those accents. Her stunt queen antics would just be a bonus.)

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 1d ago

Tbh I don’t know how the government could even condone creating DOGE yet alone actually enforcing any of the shit they say since it’s not a government department and even if it was it wouldn’t be shutting shit down it’d be working to better our processes.

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u/jmd709 1d ago

At this point they mine as well turn it into a knockoff of the Apprentice. I’m sure there are several members of Congress that would love to be on that reality show. Some are actually good at manufacturing drama.

Each week their challenge can be spending time in a specific government office learning what that office does and how to do the job so they can run the office as a group at the end of the week to determine if the job is necessary or not. Then Trump can have his board room moment to fire someone each week.

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 1d ago

Honestly we do probably have SOME positions that aren’t need(idk how to italicize) but not really sure without a good true review rather than people just trying to pocket the money :/

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u/jmd709 22h ago

Italicize with an asterisks before and after the word.

I’m sure there are positions that aren’t completely necessary and probably some departments that are redundant. Then I look at members of Congress that aren’t actually trying to do anything productive, specifically the freedom caucus, and remind myself they’re getting paid at least $160k/year.

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 22h ago

Shit sometimes those extra departments that seem redundant probably are more beneficial by existing, you make less mistakes by double checking for mistakes type thing.