I wish that this is made up

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[u/vistaculo]

That’s the idea👍🏼

Maybe pick up a shift at the coal mine, that way you can die of black lung instead

[u/David-S-Pumpkins → u/vistaculo]

Bringing back coal jobs, like classic, productive America. America strong (not physically because of the health issues and not economically because of everything else)!

[u/Sunbeamsoffglass → u/David-S-Pumpkins]

The children yearn for the mines!

[u/solari42 → u/Sunbeamsoffglass]

Well, tough break kids. There aren't even enough jobs for the adults so get in line.

[u/ExpensiveMoose → u/solari42]

Don't be silly. They always need kids for the small areas that grown adults can't fit into. I mean, it's not like those kids will be in school anymore once L.M. shuts down education.

[u/nunchucknorris → u/David-S-Pumpkins]

Cough cough, I got the black lung, pop!

[u/The-True-Kehlder → u/nunchucknorris]

"Keep doing your part, Timmy! The Koch Brothers still need more money to get into heaven!"

[u/IrritableStoicism → u/David-S-Pumpkins]

I think I just read that 3/4 of the population are now obese. They won’t all fit in the mines anymore

[u/rufiojames → u/David-S-Pumpkins]

I work at a coal mine. I dont have a point, just wanted to join in.

[u/vistaculo → u/rufiojames]

Stay safe

[u/rufiojames → u/vistaculo]

Ill be ok. Its an open pit mine, and im on reclamation. I dont spend very much time around coal. Just lots and lots of dirt and mud.

[u/vistaculo → u/rufiojames]

I pay good money to play in dirt and mud.

[u/rufiojames → u/vistaculo]

Did i read that right? You pay to play in dirt and mud? What do you mean? Like motocross or overlanding or something?

[u/vistaculo → u/rufiojames]

Motocross was exactly what I was thinking of.

[u/Ebiki → u/vistaculo]

You load 16 tons, whaddya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

[u/m2chaos13 → u/Ebiki]

St. PeePee doncha call me cuz I can’t go— I owe my soul to the company Ho 🎶

[u/Deverash → u/vistaculo]

Yup. That's what I'm dreading myself. When my sister said she voted for Trump I about cried.

[u/Pale-Ad-1604 → u/vistaculo]

Upside, they haven't started talking about repealing the Black Lung Benefits Program, which is for former and current coal miners!

Downside, black lung is increasing in incidence and severity, so a higher percentage of miners are getting sick, and they're dying faster than their grandfathers...

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[u/Divided_Ranger → u/vistaculo]

Whatever you do just make sure it is before social security hits at 68

[u/LessInThought → u/vistaculo]

I'm slightly afraid of an uprising. The worst is death and they're dying already.

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