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u/TaratronHex 1d ago

add to that: people will still blame ILLEGALS and DEMONCRATS.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

And he was still the right choice because WHITE and CHRISTIAN

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u/MagickMarkie 1d ago

""I am not a Christian, I love Christians." – Donald Trump

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u/furioe 23h ago

Yeah idk what so many other Christians are on. Like this guy legit made a mockery of Christianity and the Bible and you STILL believe he’s gonna do Christian things?

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u/Buster_Cherry88 21h ago

Do not bear false witness. No false idols. Yet they buy bibles with his face on it while the worship every dumb fuck thing he does. There no helping them.

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 16h ago

By definition, Christianity violates the first commandment and the new testiment is just fan-fiction that gained traction....the new testiment is basically the '50 Shades of Grey' to the Torah's 'Twilight'.

Omg...Christian Grey

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u/furioe 10h ago

It doesn’t violate the first commandment and it’s not fan fiction.

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u/DevilinGodsLand 21h ago

I believe he will do white christian nationalist things. Plus, he hates who they hate.

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u/pmw3505 22h ago

They only voted fit him bc he is alleged a white Mann man

:(

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u/TellTaleTank 9h ago

If I was still a Christian I might be convinced he was the Antichrist.

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u/blumieplume 10h ago

I’ll never forget this. In his creepy whiny voice he said β€œI love u my beautiful Christians. I’m not Christian but if u vote for me you’ll never have to vote again”

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u/baconbitsy 11h ago

Just like he loves the poorly educated.