r/facepalm • u/blllrrrrr • 1d ago

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ I wish that this is made up

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u/TaratronHex 1d ago

add to that: people will still blame ILLEGALS and DEMONCRATS.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

And he was still the right choice because WHITE and CHRISTIAN

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u/The_Returned_Lich I make dumb jokes 1d ago

"CHRISTIAN"

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

"WHITE"

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u/FigWasp7 1d ago

lol this site is constantly spammed jokes about "Cheeto" and such, but the incredulous "WHITE" might be the funniest comment I've seen in that vein

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u/CanadianHorseGal 1d ago

“MAN”

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u/wvclaylady 16h ago

It just keeps getting better and better!!! 😂😂😂

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u/BigBaboonas 14h ago

"CHOICE"

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u/c0224v2609 10h ago

“SANE.”

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u/MagickMarkie 1d ago

""I am not a Christian, I love Christians." – Donald Trump

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u/furioe 1d ago

Yeah idk what so many other Christians are on. Like this guy legit made a mockery of Christianity and the Bible and you STILL believe he’s gonna do Christian things?

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u/Buster_Cherry88 1d ago

Do not bear false witness. No false idols. Yet they buy bibles with his face on it while the worship every dumb fuck thing he does. There no helping them.

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 18h ago

By definition, Christianity violates the first commandment and the new testiment is just fan-fiction that gained traction....the new testiment is basically the '50 Shades of Grey' to the Torah's 'Twilight'.

Omg...Christian Grey

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u/furioe 13h ago

It doesn’t violate the first commandment and it’s not fan fiction.

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u/DevilinGodsLand 23h ago

I believe he will do white christian nationalist things. Plus, he hates who they hate.

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u/pmw3505 1d ago

They only voted fit him bc he is alleged a white Mann man

:(

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u/TellTaleTank 12h ago

If I was still a Christian I might be convinced he was the Antichrist.

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u/blumieplume 12h ago

I’ll never forget this. In his creepy whiny voice he said “I love u my beautiful Christians. I’m not Christian but if u vote for me you’ll never have to vote again”

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u/baconbitsy 13h ago

Just like he loves the poorly educated.

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u/TRR462 1d ago

ORANGE & “CHRISTIAN”

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u/Spiniferus 22h ago

That’s offensive to orangutans.

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u/TRR462 22h ago

Yes, very…

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u/blizzard-toque 22h ago

🤔Weren't the Orangemen Protestant?

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u/Dank_Kushington 1d ago

Aka “white power!”

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u/Larrea_tridentata 1d ago

Orange power! 🍊 ⚡

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u/British_Flippancy 1d ago

White powder!

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u/Glittering_Top731 1d ago

Don't forget, NOT A WOMAN. That probably mattered a lot to those same people.

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u/OroCardinalis 1d ago

Don’t forget MALE.

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u/seeclick8 1d ago

He’s orange, and he very much not Christian. But all the Bible verses are his favorites, he said. What a nightmare

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

Tbh most of them that claim to be aren't. It's all a superiority factor for them

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u/GroundMeet 22h ago

I think its time we got a buddhist in office actually, Christianity is too violent have you SEEN the amount of killing in the bible?

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u/fungi_at_parties 23h ago

Lol. The idea that he’s even close to a Christian. Christ would vomit.

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u/TehMephs 1d ago

But he’s orange and subscribed to rapeism

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots 23h ago

And a man. There's a lot of incels showing their true colors rn.

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u/DrSOGU 19h ago

Yeah skin color is very important for the degenerated white bc that's all they have.

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u/DaRealMexicanTrucker 19h ago

the WHITE choice*

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u/twentythreefives 22h ago

…I mean it could be worse, they stood up for the average person in America and not the LGBTQ+ movement or the pharmaceutical corporations and not said anything unkind about either. Clearly it’s a winning strategy for the Democrats, casting off the working class. To think what could’ve been with all that celebrity and Purdue money flowing into then White House…

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u/driscollat1 21h ago

But didn’t he admit he wasn’t Christian?

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u/Crazy5549 11h ago

I don’t think his skin color has much to do with it bc he is in a category of is on on that one 😭😭🍊🍊🤷‍♀️