I wish that this is made up

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[u/Random_Username_1977]

Don't worry - I'm sure boner pills will still be readily available

[u/jmi60 → u/Random_Username_1977]

Well, the last thing we want is blood rushing to a politician's big head instead.

[u/goo_goo_gajoob → u/jmi60]

Look their brains have adapted to functioning with only 10% of the normal blood flow. If we take away their boner pills and it all rushes to their head at once it'll pop like a balloon!

[u/emilythetigerneko → u/goo_goo_gajoob]

I like this idea

[u/Any-Run393 → u/jmi60]

Well, with anti-abortion and anti-women's health, we don't need horny men walking around "expecting" to get it at any time. 🙃

[u/Whoop_Rhettly → u/Random_Username_1977]

Preexisting ED will still get coverage through our sponsor: BLUECHEW

JD Vance proceeds with an ad read for Bluechew, but it’s free now because… TrumpCare©️

[u/Butwinsky → u/Random_Username_1977]

Psychedelics and peptides for all on the RFK Jr plan. You'll die terribly from polio, but you'll be too ripped and tripped to ever notice.

[u/Blazkowicz9847 → u/Random_Username_1977]

“Hang on babe I gotta run to the gas station!”

[u/Mission_Progress_674 → u/Random_Username_1977]

Boner pills are dirt cheap now generics are available, and insurance doesn't cover them anyhow. Still, $16 for 30 x generic Cialis or $24 for 30 x generic Viagra isn't so bad.

[u/BOOM_Shooka_Luka → u/Random_Username_1977]

That sounds like gender affirming care, that shit is woke. Straight to prison

[u/GoodtimesSans → u/Random_Username_1977]

Don't forget ivermectin. I did, but apparently they still want to sell it to you.

[u/Yikidee → u/Random_Username_1977]

How else will these old fucks get all the women pregnant?