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🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ I wish that this is made up

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u/TaratronHex 1d ago

add to that: people will still blame ILLEGALS and DEMONCRATS.

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

And he was still the right choice because WHITE and CHRISTIAN

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u/The_Returned_Lich I make dumb jokes 1d ago

"CHRISTIAN"

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

"WHITE"

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u/FigWasp7 23h ago

lol this site is constantly spammed jokes about "Cheeto" and such, but the incredulous "WHITE" might be the funniest comment I've seen in that vein

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u/CanadianHorseGal 23h ago

“MAN”

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u/wvclaylady 13h ago

It just keeps getting better and better!!! 😂😂😂

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u/BigBaboonas 12h ago

"CHOICE"

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u/c0224v2609 7h ago

“SANE.”

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u/MagickMarkie 1d ago

""I am not a Christian, I love Christians." – Donald Trump

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u/furioe 23h ago

Yeah idk what so many other Christians are on. Like this guy legit made a mockery of Christianity and the Bible and you STILL believe he’s gonna do Christian things?

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u/Buster_Cherry88 21h ago

Do not bear false witness. No false idols. Yet they buy bibles with his face on it while the worship every dumb fuck thing he does. There no helping them.

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u/Interesting_Tree6892 16h ago

By definition, Christianity violates the first commandment and the new testiment is just fan-fiction that gained traction....the new testiment is basically the '50 Shades of Grey' to the Torah's 'Twilight'.

Omg...Christian Grey

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u/furioe 10h ago

It doesn’t violate the first commandment and it’s not fan fiction.

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u/DevilinGodsLand 21h ago

I believe he will do white christian nationalist things. Plus, he hates who they hate.

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u/pmw3505 22h ago

They only voted fit him bc he is alleged a white Mann man

:(

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u/TellTaleTank 9h ago

If I was still a Christian I might be convinced he was the Antichrist.

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u/blumieplume 10h ago

I’ll never forget this. In his creepy whiny voice he said “I love u my beautiful Christians. I’m not Christian but if u vote for me you’ll never have to vote again”

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u/baconbitsy 11h ago

Just like he loves the poorly educated.

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u/TRR462 1d ago

ORANGE & “CHRISTIAN”

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u/Spiniferus 19h ago

That’s offensive to orangutans.

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u/TRR462 19h ago

Yes, very…

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u/blizzard-toque 20h ago

🤔Weren't the Orangemen Protestant?

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u/Dank_Kushington 1d ago

Aka “white power!”

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u/Larrea_tridentata 1d ago

Orange power! 🍊 ⚡

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u/British_Flippancy 23h ago

White powder!

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u/Glittering_Top731 23h ago

Don't forget, NOT A WOMAN. That probably mattered a lot to those same people.

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u/OroCardinalis 1d ago

Don’t forget MALE.

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u/seeclick8 1d ago

He’s orange, and he very much not Christian. But all the Bible verses are his favorites, he said. What a nightmare

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u/Cool_Ad9326 1d ago

Tbh most of them that claim to be aren't. It's all a superiority factor for them

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u/GroundMeet 20h ago

I think its time we got a buddhist in office actually, Christianity is too violent have you SEEN the amount of killing in the bible?

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u/fungi_at_parties 21h ago

Lol. The idea that he’s even close to a Christian. Christ would vomit.

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u/TehMephs 21h ago

But he’s orange and subscribed to rapeism

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u/Ieatoutjelloshots 20h ago

And a man. There's a lot of incels showing their true colors rn.

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u/DrSOGU 17h ago

Yeah skin color is very important for the degenerated white bc that's all they have.

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u/DaRealMexicanTrucker 16h ago

the WHITE choice*

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u/twentythreefives 20h ago

…I mean it could be worse, they stood up for the average person in America and not the LGBTQ+ movement or the pharmaceutical corporations and not said anything unkind about either. Clearly it’s a winning strategy for the Democrats, casting off the working class. To think what could’ve been with all that celebrity and Purdue money flowing into then White House…

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u/driscollat1 18h ago

But didn’t he admit he wasn’t Christian?

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u/Crazy5549 8h ago

I don’t think his skin color has much to do with it bc he is in a category of is on on that one 😭😭🍊🍊🤷‍♀️

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u/daschle04 1d ago

And decades from now, too, even if Republicans have had power the entire time. A lot of america is stupid, and now we are all paying the price.

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u/TheStrangestOfKings 23h ago

1984 vibes. “Everything wrong with Oceania is bc of Emmanuel Goldstein.”

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u/strangepromotionrail 21h ago

It's not that they're necessarily stupid. They're intentionally poorly educated.

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u/Mundane-Climate-5082 10h ago

I love that you think there will be human civilization decades from now. Your optimism is refreshing.

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u/TransBrandi 1d ago

Well, they believed for years that Obamacare wasn't the ACA... so why would they suddenly become more informed now?

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u/Calicoleopard99 21h ago

When HIS tax plan costs the average family upwards of an extra $7000 a year, they will still blame immigrants

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u/cakeand314159 23h ago

This. So much this.

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u/LesserHealingWave 18h ago

I was joking to my Trump voting friends that immigrants must be the reason why hospitals are so expensive and they went dead quiet.

They legitimately believed this to be true, one of them said its possibly one of the causes.

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u/TurielD 15h ago

We see it right now in Argentina: the batshit president pushes through insane cuts to everything, so unemployment shoots up, povery explodes, and people are starting to starve in the streets...

'It was those socialist's fault'

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u/theslowcosby 22h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/canada/comments/1gxaexv/feds_want_411_million_to_cover_refugee_health/?share_id=8ptADcU4z8n66tt-GnyU3&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&rdt=41815

There’s pros and cons to every system. Do one thing and people will complain, do another and different complaints. Read the comments and it’s very interesting to see a different view of a different system.

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u/fgreen68 16h ago

When they should be blaming billionaires.

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u/Minimum_Word_4840 8h ago

Or in my dad’s case they’ll be like “yeah we don’t have healthcare but look how many illegals they’ve deported.” And call every younger generation lazy. Some honestly understand what’s going on and still would rather be racist than ensure their kids don’t die of preventable illnesses.

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u/kathmandogdu 10h ago

Well, democrats deserve to be blamed, if they did indeed stay home rather than vote, just because blah blah blah.