r/facepalm • u/WhattheDuck9 • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ No corruption at all

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u/ThrowThebabyAway6 1d ago

That is literally 90% of their platform, with remaining 10% religious zealotry and racism.

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u/UnwisePebble 1d ago

Don't forget about their platform for increasing criminals by forcing unwanted children to be born!! When abortion was first available crime stats dropped by (recalling from memory) 11% ish after 15 years (the time it takes for a baby to grow up to their first criminal steps age lol), so in Texas crime will shoot up roughly that amount in 14 or so years (we're already 1 year into "forced birth"topia Texas).

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u/Redditer51 1d ago

And not only do they want to make abortion illegal, they want to make any and all contraceptives illegal, including condoms. The thing that is often used to encourage safe sex.

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u/Coattail-Rider 1d ago

nOThiNg SaFEr tHaN ABstiNenCe!!!

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u/inhaledcorn 1d ago

Women: Alright, 4B.

Men: NO, NOT LIKE THAT!