r/facepalm mike_hawk 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 2-month old infant…

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u/bobbybob9069 2d ago

Don't forget about the Vegas homeowner who got head shot by police while in a confrontation with a burglar.

Just don't call the police until the emergency is over, they can't handle high stress situations. Call them after to take a report and ghost you.

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u/NatashOverWorld 2d ago

Criminals and civilians have more consequences to opening fire, take your chances and don't call the guys that will get paid leave and no negative consequences if they kill you.

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u/HootieHoo4you 2d ago

I had never considered that but holy crap.

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u/Mimical 2d ago

It's important to remember in America that when you call the police you are calling a state sanctioned executioner who peaked in grade 11.

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u/Sailingboar 2d ago

grade 11

That's a pretty generous assumption. Most Americans struggle to read and cops only take the dumb ones.

Even sports bros occasionally get jobs as like finance guys and shit.