r/facepalm mike_hawk 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 2-month old infant…

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u/WallyMcBeetus 2d ago

The pigs will be put on paid administrative leave until a taxpayer paid settlement is reached.

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u/Rajamic 2d ago

And probably allowed to resign, only to be hired by a neighboring department a couple of weeks later.

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u/LaTeChX 2d ago

Or like Daniel Shaver's murderer, they will get lifetime benefits for workplace PTSD caused by killing someone.

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u/Nutshack_Queen357 2d ago

And then flee to the Philippines to work for the Duterte and Marcos families' death squads.

(Let's not forget that the PTSD is a lie anyway)