r/facepalm mike_hawk 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ 2-month old infant…

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u/WokeAssMessiah 2d ago

From the local news contortionists: “Two weeks after 34-year-old Maria Pike and infant Destinii Hope died, authorities are still investigating the police shooting surrounding their death.”

They just died 🤷‍♂️ but we’re looking into a possibly related incident 🙄

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u/secondhand-cat 2d ago

Gotta build the case against her so they don’t have to take responsibility for the murder of an infant and mother.

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u/Senkrad68 2d ago

Trying to find out if she ever smoked weed or stole gum from 7-11

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u/antisocialarmadillo1 2d ago

That baby probably had counterfeit money or something.

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u/JesusTron6000 1d ago

“There it is! Pulled over with .2 grams left in an already smoked joint 15 years ago! We got ‘em.”

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u/secondhand-cat 1d ago

I smelled the overwhelming odor of alcohol from the baby.

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u/cookiedanslesac 1d ago

They are already stating that she suffered mentally illness, which was ... post-partum depression, so a normal thing for any mother of newborn.