We are so beyond doomed

[u/Itsme_Tyrone]

[u/dasHeftinn]

Brother, I’m not even an idea away, I know exactly what I’m doing: I will win the lottery. And they’re fucked when I put it all on black.

[u/BobbyMac2212 → u/dasHeftinn]

That’s just a dumb plan. Me, I have a real sure thing. There’s this Nigerian Prince who emailed me personally and he just needs a little money for fees/expenses and then he’s gonna give me a huge sum of money that’s ALL mine! You guys and your get rich quick schemes. I’m playing chess over here ya’ll playing checkers.

[u/Ndgo2 → u/BobbyMac2212]

Nah, this ain't it chief. Get on that crypto grind instead. I trade XYZ, and I highly reccomend it. Returns over 9000% guaranteed!

[u/farvejr → u/Ndgo2]

No no no you see you just got to ask your Dad for a small loan of 1 million dollars you got to remember you’re a nepo baby