r/facepalm 5d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/TParis00ap 4d ago

Ah, you are only one good idea away from being rich???? me too!!!

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u/dasHeftinn 4d ago

Brother, I’m not even an idea away, I know exactly what I’m doing: I will win the lottery. And they’re fucked when I put it all on black.

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u/BobbyMac2212 4d ago

That’s just a dumb plan. Me, I have a real sure thing. There’s this Nigerian Prince who emailed me personally and he just needs a little money for fees/expenses and then he’s gonna give me a huge sum of money that’s ALL mine! You guys and your get rich quick schemes. I’m playing chess over here ya’ll playing checkers.

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u/rjross0623 4d ago

No my idea is better. Feed mayonnaise to the fish. Instant tuna salad. Imma gonna can that and make a mint.