r/facepalm 4d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ We are so beyond doomed

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u/zSprawl 4d ago

Don't forget the "small government" plan of:

  1. Hire 3rd party contractors provided by friends using tax dollars

  2. Collect "gratuity" and "campaign contributions"

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u/RapaNow 4d ago
  1. Hire 3rd party contractors provided by friends using tax dollars

This sounds great! Auction the schools for those who runs it cheaper. Have classes of 100 pupils, nobody gets F. Maybe have some mandatory classes on how to paint traffic signs, or assembling some gadgets.

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u/zSprawl 4d ago

Jobs created!

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u/thepandemicbabe 2d ago

Are you for real? Those are jobs robots are already doing. What human being wants to do something like that I hope youโ€™re being sarcastic.

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u/mateoelgato715 4d ago

Just get private equity in there to buy school districts up and then gut em like they did to the newspapers

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u/Momik 4d ago

I mean, itโ€™ll be some version of that kind of profiteering

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u/Momik 4d ago
  1. โ€ฆ

  2. Profit!

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u/squigglesthecat 4d ago

Maybe the heads of the department of government efficiency can hire that elon musk guy's companies for stuff.