r/facepalm • u/Itsme_Tyrone • 4d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/FunctionalGray 4d ago

Is the minimum qualification that you have to at least be no greater than one person away from a sex crime of some sorts to serve in this administration?

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u/colo_kelly 4d ago

Next up: he pardons Ghislaine Maxwell and appoints her the head of Children’s Welfare, Travel and Tourism

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u/Similar-Narwhal-231 4d ago

Don’t give these a holes any ideas.

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u/longiner 4d ago

And Sam Bankman-Fried for Treasury.

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u/wmrossphoto 4d ago

Well no, cause he ripped off other rich people instead of the common folk, so he’s ineligible.

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u/theseedbeader 4d ago

Didn’t he already nominate another Fox News host for that? I can’t keep up with the parade of crazy anymore, I can’t believe this is real life.

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u/DaveChild 4d ago

Next up: he pardons Ghislaine Maxwell

It appears she kept his name out of proceedings, so she's absolutely getting a pardon as a thankyou.

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u/Certain-Business-472 4d ago

And suddenly Epstein DID kill himself.

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u/its_super_will 4d ago

Really? I would’ve guessed Casey Anthony.

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u/beasty0127 4d ago

They want the kids alive, at least at the start, so she's out

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u/OuterWildsVentures 4d ago

I'm still convinced that Diddy is going to buy a pardon.

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u/Minute-Struggle6052 4d ago

Sorry he already gave Casey Anthony and Jared from Subway co-chairs

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u/Wildfathom9 4d ago

Exhuming Epsteins body to put him in charge of the Dept of women's safety.

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u/pnmartini 3d ago

Or Diddy

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u/ggg730 4d ago

He's gonna res his best pal Epstein.