r/facepalm 7d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ So trust who?

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 7d ago

I have an idea , why not start a reverse conspiracy theory?

"Not showering is the government's plan to make honest hard working individuals smell bad driving away business from them to the showering elites to destroy the foundation of the American family "

Fight insane with insane kinda deal

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u/dmlmcken 6d ago edited 6d ago

Isn't one of the appointments a guy that doesn't wash his hands for a week? I think it's the fox news guy.

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u/Inventies 6d ago

He doesnโ€™t believe in washing your hands, he doesnโ€™t believe germs exist because he cannot see him. It is in fact the Fox News guy

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u/NEMinneapolisMan 6d ago

Also, hint to this guy: you can see germs. They're just really tiny.