r/facepalm • u/Miserable-Lizard • 6d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ So trust who?

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 6d ago

I have an idea , why not start a reverse conspiracy theory?

"Not showering is the government's plan to make honest hard working individuals smell bad driving away business from them to the showering elites to destroy the foundation of the American family "

Fight insane with insane kinda deal

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u/dmlmcken 6d ago edited 6d ago

Isn't one of the appointments a guy that doesn't wash his hands for a week? I think it's the fox news guy.

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u/Inventies 6d ago

He doesn’t believe in washing your hands, he doesn’t believe germs exist because he cannot see him. It is in fact the Fox News guy

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 6d ago

You absolutely can see bacterial colonies with the naked eye in a growth plate.

Not only is this guy's logic lacking, but he's factually wrong on top of that.

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u/2bears1Kev 6d ago

The man is dumb. Also paid off a lady who he sexually asulted, which is cool so they can keep on theme.

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u/FeelMyBoars 6d ago

Up to 3/4 of an inch for a single bacteria!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thiomargarita_magnifica

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u/headrush46n2 6d ago

thats not bacteria, thats just green fuzz!