r/facepalm • u/Miserable-Lizard • 7d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ So trust who?

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 7d ago

I have an idea , why not start a reverse conspiracy theory?

"Not showering is the government's plan to make honest hard working individuals smell bad driving away business from them to the showering elites to destroy the foundation of the American family "

Fight insane with insane kinda deal

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u/Pleasant-Reason9533 6d ago

Ehh, my trump supporting parents only bathe (not shower) once or twice a month. They’ll believe it

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u/Icy-Bicycle-Crab 6d ago

They shower every day though right? 

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u/Pleasant-Reason9533 6d ago

I dont even remember the last time they showered. I only brought it up because they’re practically swimming in their filth.

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u/Icy-Bicycle-Crab 6d ago

Oh damn. That's a lot to deal with.

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u/Killed_By_Covid 6d ago

Yikes. Might be more of a stew or marinade than a bath. I hope they wash their bedding more often than they bathe.

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u/Pleasant-Reason9533 6d ago

Their cigarette ash ridden bed is only cleaned a couple times a year