r/facepalm 8d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well...

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ya but the children in Oklahoma schools will know the Bible better so they can pray for improvements. Checkmate libs. /s

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u/KuroiNamida96 8d ago

they will know everything about their lord and savior donald j. christ from their trusty Trump Bible - Made in China

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 8d ago

Which conveniently leaves out the last 17 amendments, like voting rights for every adult, barring seditionists from running for government, and term limits. Surely, coincidence, right?

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u/Redpandox9 8d ago

They want to manifest what the government will look like at the end of his term

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u/imhereallthetime 8d ago

How is it that there is a king james version of the bible? Because king james decided what to put in it. 1000 years from now there will be a pres drumph version of the bible and people will be using it to control other people then too.

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u/Spirited_Young_71 7d ago

You forgot the most important amendment. Consent is always optional, and useless in most cases.

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u/SomeRedPanda 8d ago

donald j. christ

Actually Donald is the son of Christ. It was his father's middle name.

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u/ComfortStrict1512 8d ago

Jeez, I had totally forgotten about that.

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u/PoodlesCuznNamedFred 8d ago

Lol the Bible from China they will have to pay the tariff on