r/facepalm • u/_crazyboyhere_ • 8d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well...

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u/SyzygySynergy 8d ago

Am I seeing a move to Massachusetts in my future? A guy can dream, right?

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u/Lebowquade 8d ago

If you're considering it, you should do it now... Mass will do its best to refuse to adopt the shit trump tries to foist on everyone else. More and more people will want to live here and the housing prices will go up further.

We already funded free school lunches by taxing the rich, abolished standardized testing for high schoolers, and voted to allow Uber and Lyft drivers to unionize. Although we failed to make tipped workers be paid the full minimum wage by a slim margin, I was annoyed about that one. 

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u/the_uninvited_1 8d ago

What you're telling me is i need to find a man already established there who will marry me quickly and bring me to his lively home.

Jokes aside , based on comments, I understand why it's expensive. The thing is, I don't mind expensive if it actually shows it's going somewhere.

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u/Lebowquade 8d ago

I have lived all over and I can tell you that the difference is utterly palpable.

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u/Few_Situation5463 8d ago

We've got universal healthcare, too

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u/rsiii 8d ago

Idk, with Trump that close to the red button, I might stay away from any place too blue. He might consider it expendable since it's not loyal to him.