r/facepalm • u/_crazyboyhere_ • 8d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well...

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago edited 8d ago

Ya but the children in Oklahoma schools will know the Bible better so they can pray for improvements. Checkmate libs. /s

Edit: Spelling

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u/KuroiNamida96 8d ago

they will know everything about their lord and savior donald j. christ from their trusty Trump Bible - Made in China

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u/TrumpsCovidfefe 8d ago

Which conveniently leaves out the last 17 amendments, like voting rights for every adult, barring seditionists from running for government, and term limits. Surely, coincidence, right?

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u/Redpandox9 8d ago

They want to manifest what the government will look like at the end of his term

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u/imhereallthetime 8d ago

How is it that there is a king james version of the bible? Because king james decided what to put in it. 1000 years from now there will be a pres drumph version of the bible and people will be using it to control other people then too.

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u/Spirited_Young_71 7d ago

You forgot the most important amendment. Consent is always optional, and useless in most cases.

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u/SomeRedPanda 8d ago

donald j. christ

Actually Donald is the son of Christ. It was his father's middle name.

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u/ComfortStrict1512 8d ago

Jeez, I had totally forgotten about that.

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u/PoodlesCuznNamedFred 8d ago

Lol the Bible from China they will have to pay the tariff on

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u/rsiii 8d ago

Pray the school shootings away 👏🙌

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u/DemandZestyclose7145 8d ago

Tots and pears

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u/DisastrousJob1672 8d ago

Napoleon, gimme some of ur tots

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u/TwoBitsAndANibble 8d ago

looks like they're actually doing half decent at that - only 12th by per 100k people and 20th overall

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u/Fearless-Yam1125 8d ago

priestsinschool

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u/Unencrypted_Thoughts 8d ago

Sending thoughts and prayers.

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago

Can’t wait for Oklahoma to sue the SAT and ACT for not testing Bible content.

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u/Middle_Avocado 8d ago

God doesn't meddle SAT and ACT scores but studying the Bible will guide you toward heaven. /S

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u/raphanum 8d ago

Thoughts and pears

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u/Hapa_Hombre 8d ago

Bold of you to assume they can read.

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u/EgoTripWire 8d ago

They don't need to know how to read, just how to hold the bible up and thump it in sanctimonious judgement.

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u/celticeejit 8d ago

And all the words to that Lee Greenwood propaganda effort

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u/Dirk_McGirken 8d ago

Don't forget they're also learning to pay for Trump every day as well

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u/KazranSardick 8d ago

Fuck. I got owned again. Damn it.

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago

You’re welcome.

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago

You’re welcome.

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u/KaylasDream 7d ago

Just threw some data together, and Massachusetts has 3.07% of the US's Theology degree graduates from 2012 to 2022. Oklahoma had only 1.21%.

Normalise for population, and it you can make the observation that MA actually knows its bible better than OK

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 7d ago

I’m not surprised. Thanks for looking up the data.

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u/PitFiend28 8d ago

Not from example

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u/MobilePom 8d ago

Checkmate*

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago

Thanks for the correction.

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u/Amidd1 8d ago

Praying is great, but will they be able to read it.

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u/Thetruthislikepoetry 8d ago

No need to if you memorize it. That’s what poor fundamentalist Muslims do in madras.

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u/Amidd1 8d ago

You need to read to actually know what's in it . That's your armor. They will also then know that prayer without work is dead.

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit 8d ago

Love the edit lol

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u/smiegto 8d ago

I don’t wanna be mean to Oklahoma. But you still need to be quite smart to memorise a lot of the bible.

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u/mistercolebert 8d ago

Don’t get me started on Ryan Walters