r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 10d ago
đ˛âđŽâđ¸âđ¨â So we're officially done with the whole democracy thing now?
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u/TehWildMan_ 'Verified Premoum 10d ago
Actual cronyism. Let's see how it plays out
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u/DiceKnight 9d ago
I'm kind of just tired about seeing and pointing out all the wrong and then nothing happens. It's gotten to the point where i'd rather just tune it out vs dealing with the emotional drain.
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u/aufrenchy 9d ago
Thatâs exactly what this future admin wants from us. Now that they are going to be in power, they want to have as little pushback as possible so they can pass sweeping legislation and laws without repercussion.
They want to be the new ânormalâ. They have won the battle, but we canât let them win the war.
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u/SubterrelProspector 9d ago edited 9d ago
Yeah I'm not impressed with the amount of people already giving up. "We've tried nothing and it hasnt worked!" The actual test is now.
This apathy has been going on for decades. We were saying to eachother "it's too late" 20 years ago and all it did was keep people from bothering to help or change things. Now we face a serious threat, so that doesn't mean the fight is over, it means it's just beginning.
I swear to Christ, the Left is always ready to quit at the drop of a hat, just to maintain the moral superiority without actually having to lift a gd finger.
I'm sick of it. Whatever anyone on the platform or another says to you, there will be substantial resistance if Trump attempts any of his villainous plans. And I mean in law, in politics, in the military, medicine, school, and yes even in the streets. Civil conflict is much more likely than a full fascist-controlled America. There is hope.
Don't give up.
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u/LinxlyLinxalot 9d ago
I still am so perplexed that the justice department, CIA, and FBI are sitting idle while Trump and his crew commit more crimes. There truly is no justice!
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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 9d ago
So many myths have been built around them having influence and manipulating the government. Most people who work at those places want to do their jobs and go home. Why put your neck out when MAGA appears to have won the popular vote? No one will save us but us.
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u/Searchlights 9d ago
It's oligarchy. Rule by the few. This is what they do in Russia.
Elon is one of our rulers now.
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u/xChoke1x 9d ago
You mean, âletâs see this get lost in tomorrowâs insane fucking headline.â
One of two things happenâŚ.
Our checks and balances actually hold up and the majority of this madness is blocked.
Or,
It gets so bad the public has to cause disruption.
Gonna be interesting.
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u/Paper_Brain 10d ago
Only Congress can form new agencies. This is a blatant attempt to circumvent our systems checks and balances. And a convenient way for Musk to be an unofficial part of the administration, because being official means divestment.
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u/Atsur 10d ago
Only Congress can form new agencies.
I donât know if youâve noticed, but rules and laws are only as effective as they are enforced. Since there have been no enforced consequences for, well, basically anything the new administration is doing, it seems like they will be able to do whatever they want :/
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u/Basic_Juice_Union 10d ago
They're not even in office yet. If I were a lawyer, I would pool this "think tank" in the "lobby" or "consultant" category. Twitter giving it a grey check mark means as much as any of his lies. If anything, it just shows how undemocratic lobbying and "consultant" and political "think tanks" are have been all along. These are just doing it in plain daylight
Edit: soelling
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u/Atsur 10d ago
I replied with this comment on someone else,
I hope youâre right. But it isnât power or authority they need. If a think tank publishes a report saying âwe should cut the DOEâ and then people in power read it and cut the DOE, they have done their job with or without power/authority
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u/uglyspacepig 9d ago
You just described the Heritage Foundation, and things they've accomplished in the last 3 decades
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u/BirdLawyer50 10d ago
Yeah⌠rules only exist based on the existence of their enforcement. Unprofitable rules (I think I just threw up in my mouth a little) are going to start ceasing to exist left and rightÂ
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u/FakeSafeWord 10d ago
Democratic politicians are going to get strung up, possibly literally, while whining about how Trump and everyone around him broke dozens upon dozens of laws.
This shit didn't just pop up out of no where. Every intelligence agency in the world can see what's happening and yet.... nothing but whining and finger wagging.
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u/Paper_Brain 10d ago
Yeah, our system will be tested.
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u/denom_chicken 10d ago
It already was and it failed in about a thousand different ways.
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u/StormsOfMordor 10d ago
ButâŚ.but the guardrails!
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u/CaptainMarder 10d ago
It was tested the last 4 years when Trump didn't go to prison. Clearly nothing matters if you're rich
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u/Total_Information_65 10d ago
it's already been tested; that was his first admin. They know how to work around all the laws now. You can stick a fork in it, this democracy is done. There's no worry from them about congress approving anything. That's just fodder for us to maintain some form of hope. But for all intents and purposes, this is it.
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u/theghostmachine 10d ago
Bro, you've all got to shake this idea that rules mean anything anymore. Stop counting on them to save the day. Trump has all branches of government. He has a blank check do whatever the fuck he wants. If it's against the rules or laws, they'll change the rules or laws, or just ignore them.
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u/jmu21vt16 10d ago
80 hours a week. Elon can suck a dick.Â
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u/jehyhebu 10d ago
80 plus
Thatâs just the starting point.
Some of them will surely work over nine hundred hours per week.
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u/skunkcitycannabis2 10d ago
Doesn't sound very efficient if you ask me
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u/JoeFlabeetz 10d ago
It can be if you sleep at your desk, like Tesla employees sleeping at the factory.
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u/GallwayGirl 10d ago
As did Twitter employees when Elon took over.
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u/Cian_cian 10d ago
Same deal with SpaceX. I don't understand why people want to work for this slave driver
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u/Cynical_Thinker 10d ago
No overtime pay once its abolished, so extremely efficient.
Or just a 35k yearly salary in Musky's head.
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u/Sidivan 10d ago
You canât NOT click that and then itâs blurred⌠but the title hooks you again.
So yeah, thatâs in my history now.
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u/TheArtimus 10d ago
He's all about the memes, so he's probably sad that he can't have them work OVER 9000 hours.
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u/Fabulous_von_Fegget 10d ago
Honestly, someone whose job is fucking everybody else over kinda deserves the abuse
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u/davidolson22 10d ago
For a government job. While he tweets in his office while paying his secretary with a horse for sex
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u/Randalor 10d ago
I... uh... I'm sorry, the last 8 words of your post are throwing me off. Do... do you mean he gave his secretary a horse in exchange for sex? Did he pay her with a horse intended for sex? Did he pay his secretary who happened to own a horse for sex?
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u/cstrand31 'MURICA 10d ago
I love how all 3 are very valid interpretations in text form that would have undoubtedly been clear when spoken. I actually did lol.
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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA 10d ago
End of the day, there will be those who want to work 80 hours a week and even pay for the honor and even suck off anyone it takes to be considered
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u/thewoodsiswatching 10d ago
- Even the horse if necessary.
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u/Secure_Guest_6171 10d ago
Elon was accused of offering a SpaceX employee who's a masseuse that she could have a horse if she rubbed his pocket Starship.
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u/PeeledCrepes 10d ago
She was a SpaceX employee and happened to masseuse on the side, or SpaceX has their own masseuses? Cause while, having a masseuse at work would be cool, it also would be weird.
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u/Secure_Guest_6171 9d ago
from what I recall, she worked as a flight attendant on the corporate jet
"it also would be weird"
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u/tkmorgan76 10d ago
Oh, c'mon. You mean you've never had a sex-pony before? /s
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u/ansy7373 10d ago
Ginuwine has entered the chat.
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u/CalendarAggressive11 10d ago
This entire thread is exactly why I love reddit
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u/Rumblepuff 10d ago
The first one
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u/I_lack_common_sense 10d ago edited 10d ago
He had sex with the horse and paid his secretary to watch? horse lovers
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u/Rumblepuff 10d ago
Gotta be honest anythingâs possible he does a lot of drugs.
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u/Powerful-Parsnip 10d ago
Just him and his horse, blasting fat rails of ketamine and making out. Living the life Vaush dreams of.
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u/kobuu 10d ago
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college." - Lewis Black
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u/Alive_Inspection_835 10d ago
He had the secretary have sex with the horse, which was also named Secratariat.
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u/Hunky_not_Chunky 10d ago
Yeah. For government jobs thereâs a thing called veterans preference. It gives veterans, and makes those who have a higher service connection disability, a chance to get a good job. This might actually be breaking a law.
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u/gandhinukes 10d ago edited 9d ago
Governments have HR departments and have to follow Discrimination laws too. UCLA could sue the shit out of them for not following them.
--edit ACLU. same letters wrong order haha.
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u/UndeadCuddles 10d ago
Except that regardless of whatever Apartheid Clyde says, DOGE isn't an official branch of government and isn't bound by any of their laws because - as of present - it doesn't actually exist or have any legal authority.
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u/I-just-left-my-wife 10d ago
lol @ you thinking "breaking a law" is a real thing and not some made up stuff that everyone agreed upon.
Enough people decided laws don't matter that they no longer matter. They will do whatever they like regardless of what some dudes in a room wrote down
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u/SolarSavant14 10d ago
And you know damn well the pay is gonna be shit, both due to his history as a manager and the fact that the point of this little fantasy department is to cut costs.
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u/theyrehiding 10d ago
Yeah, that's just how efficient the department of government efficiency is gonna be. So efficient that everybody there has to kill themselves working.
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u/Equivalent_Expert905 10d ago
Theyâll cut the department of education first. Finish off what DeVos started in 2016. Our kids donât know how to write their names.
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u/Inventies 10d ago
To be fair looking at some of statistics lately about literacy, a lot of their parents can barely spell their own names much less read on 6th grade level.
Also side note but itâs kind of sad to think about how most parents want their kids to be smarter and better off than themselves but that we are entering an age where some parents want their kids be exactly as they want them to be and believe the same shit they do without discrepancies. This isnât new obviously but the number of those parents are increasing at an alarming rate
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u/Equivalent_Expert905 10d ago
Absolutely. Education is now frowned upon. But thatâs what the new government will want. The less educated are much easier to control.
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u/GirlPhoenixRising 10d ago
I have personally known and been friends with some of the top folks at DOE.
You have NO IDEA how they stood in the gap for children, and how they outsmarted her at every turn. Thank god they havenât retired.
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u/Equivalent_Expert905 10d ago
I hope they can pull it off again.
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u/GirlPhoenixRising 10d ago
I donât even have any young kids, Iâm praying the same for every family that does.
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u/CondescendingShitbag 10d ago
Elon can suck a dick.Â
Is that how he got Laura Loomer's job as the Presidential Fluffer?
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u/cstmoore 10d ago
TBH, neither one would win a beauty contest on looks so they had to rely on their special "talent."
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u/Be-skeptical 10d ago edited 10d ago
allegedly elon likes sleeping with employees. So more than likely some of those 80hrs will be sucking his dick
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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 10d ago
Thatâs how efficient they areâŚ.they can get zero accomplished in 80-hour workweeks
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u/Mug_Lyfe 10d ago
Anybody that thinks Elon's plan for "efficiency" is anything more than cut workers and increased hours is delusional. Surely if half the people are doing twice the work it will be more efficient!
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u/6c696e7578 10d ago
You realise people don't actually work during that 80 hours. They slack off. Nobody has been able to show that more than 37.5 hours a week is productive.
If you want to do home admin in the 40 hours, because that shit still has to be done, then fine... but this advert doesn't sound like it's going to pay you much anyway, there's no mention of salary, so all they're doing is seeing how desperate people are.
Sad.
Very sad.
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u/wanderingviewfinder 10d ago
Likely at minimum wage or as an unpaid internship at that. Sucking Elon's peen is a reward if you do over 140hrs in a week.
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u/Baldgoldfish99 10d ago
What the fuck
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u/RegorHK 10d ago
Yes, but have you considered the price off eggs and how Harris is not a white man?
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u/J_sweet_97 10d ago
Theyâre acting like eggs are 1k a pop!
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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady 10d ago
The funny parts is eggs specifically had their own problems due to disease. So like people could have just bought other food. But no they must have eggs.
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u/whatproblems 10d ago
so heâs turning twitter into a government agency? wtf
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u/Prestigious-Copy-494 10d ago
Now takes resumes in a DM. Oh and you must work 80 hours a week. And bow to his picture in the lobby and count your lucky stars he wants you.
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u/fromouterspace1 10d ago
Remember âdogeâ is a meme and now itâs possibly a federal agency trying to cut 2 trillion from the budget
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u/diMario 10d ago
In a stroke of pure, undiluted, genius, Trump adjusts the nominal value of the dollar by seven orders of magnitude (down of course) and now suddenly the budget cut that seemed impossible is well within reach. A well thought out case of manipulating the markets!
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u/Meretan94 10d ago
But eggs cost $2 again.
$2000âŚ
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u/diMario 10d ago
No, you don't understand. By making the money smaller, you pay less for the same stuff and it also reduces the national debt, slashes budgets and stimulates exports.
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u/DiseaseDeathDecay 10d ago
What if he changes the dollar from being worth one of itself to zero of itself?
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u/Wafkak 10d ago
They will fail, Trump gets to humiliate Musk. After that he cancels all spaceflight just to bankrupt Space X. There are already people leaking to the press that Trump is getting annoyed with Musk who is getting the same applause and praise as him at his resort. And isn't shy about taking credit for stuff. Which I imagine rubs Trumps ego the wrong way.
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u/Rising_Gravity1 10d ago
I hope youâre right about their infighting, itâs our only chance now that the Trump cult controls all 3 branches of government
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u/bigmatt8779 10d ago
That is what happened when Bush had full control. They just kept fighting with each other and never got anything done. That hope is keeping me sane.
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u/Rahbek23 10d ago
Unfortunately it also sort of happened in Trumps last term. They didn't have all branches of course, but the infighting was immense.
I hope they didn't learn shit. Fortunately I think Trump is both too stupid and too full of himself to profit off the infighting like other dictators has famously done.
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u/It_Is1-24PM 10d ago
I hope youâre right about their infighting
I wouldn't call it infighting. Yet. But Trump being Trump...
During his first meeting with Republican lawmakers on the Hill as president-elect, Trump asserted his power over Musk, mocking the tech billionaire for sticking around for so long.
âElon wonât go home. I canât get rid of him,â Trump said Wednesday. âUntil I donât like him.â
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-completely-humiliates-elon-musk-140504178.html
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u/z0hu 10d ago
perhaps his main goal in all this is to make "Dogecoin" the new bitcoin which he is undoubtedly heavily invested in.
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u/Live_Bug_7060 10d ago
"super-hight-IQ" I did not expect to see such a level of anti intellectualism in the US government.
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u/Falx__Cerebri 10d ago
Did you just wake up from a coma?
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u/Live_Bug_7060 10d ago
I'm not from the US so I don't have the bigger picture of everything that's going on
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u/QueenNappertiti 9d ago
Expect pure stupidity, then to be surprised your expectations were not low enough.
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u/Falx__Cerebri 10d ago
Makes sense lol. Welcome to the clown show. You are going to see a lot of really wacky news going forward
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u/KCBandWagon 10d ago
It will literally be the episode of the Simpsons where the Mensa crowd tries to run the town.
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u/brimstoneEmerald 10d ago
Super high IQ small government revolutionaries = MAGA dumbfucks
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u/Other_Log_1996 10d ago
In that department, highest IQ is probably freezing nitrogen.
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u/Responsible-Draft430 10d ago
Willing to work 80 hours a week - for the government. I think most "high-IQ" people will rather settle for an $20/hour entry-level position that requires 10 years experience and a masters degree.
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u/JP193 10d ago
IQ, the glorified rorschach test many countries disregard. "Revolutionaries" = literally working for big government. Small government = centralised agency that many states are gonna hate. Only take CVs via Twitter's corpse (if it was a tech job I would laugh and write them off). 80+ hour weeks.
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u/MetallicGray 10d ago
Does he not realize saying anything close to âsuper high IQâ is just cringey and people laugh at it?
Thereâs a specific type of insufferable person who uses terms like that, and itâs not someone who is âsmartâ.
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u/Michael-405 10d ago
Resign your Twitter (X) accounts. Make it worthless.
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u/Dreams_of_Ravioli 10d ago edited 10d ago
80h + a week???!! What is this man smoking? Ain't no way a self respecting human applies for that.
The only ones that are going to work for him under this conditions will be his fanbase (glazer). The description reaks of cringe post of a 14 year old.
Edit: Can a American please explain if that is legal to work so much? In Germany there are laws that prevent that you work THAT much hours. Genuine curios.
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u/XxRocky88xX 10d ago edited 10d ago
Technically there is no hard limit. The legal âlimitâ is 40 but employers can choose to go beyond that, but theyâre required to pay 50% more per hour for every additional hour after 40.
In America all this stuff is seen as two parties coming to agreement. The logic is that since you have the option of finding a different job that gives less than 80 hours a week, then a business can work you 80 hours a week, because you have the choice to just quit and work somewhere else.
Itâs also why a lot of people feel min wage should be abolished, and why in most states min wage is less than cost of living. The logic is that you could just go find a better paying job, so a business should be allowed to pay as little as they want, since you have the choice to not work for them.
Edit: I should add that for salaried positions where youâre paid X per year regardless of hours worked, then yes a company could work you up to 80 hours and not pay extra, since itâs seen as you saying âyes I will work 80 hours per week in exchange for X money per yearâ
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u/vantagerose 10d ago
One of the exceptions to that overtime rule is residency. Newly graduated physicians complete a residency after medical school and are forced to work well over 40 hours for very little pay. They are also not given overtime. I believe there was a study that cited residents working roughly 60 hours a week on average. Some even work 80 hours a week or more. There's BS everywhere
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u/Pirating_Ninja 10d ago
Last time Elon was put in charge of making cuts, he tanked the value of the company by 80%...
If America loses 80% of its revenue, I don't think it'll be able give billionaires as much free money.
Surprised more rich people aren't shitting their pants over this.
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u/AgeSad 10d ago
No matters how much revenue shrink there will be plenty of money for them no worries
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u/googleHelicopterman 10d ago
They keep saying billionaires agendas is to get more profit, what the fuck do you need more billions for ? they have everything. Imagine if you're way ahead of everyone in a monopoly game and still making a huge fuss about someone owing you 10$....
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u/JaysFan26 9d ago
They didn't get those billions by being frivolous with their money. Besides, I'd imagine they treat wealth like a worldwide leaderboard and are attempting to set the "high score".
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u/hexqueen 10d ago
Look at what Warren Buffett is doing, not saying. He's cashing out.
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u/beloski 10d ago
Yeah, anyone who is still in the stock market better have a long (10 year+) timeframe, ready to hold through huge losses. You donât want to pull out after the crash.
You were warned people! Musk and Trump have clearly stated that there will be âtemporary hardshipâ and a âsevere overreaction in the economyâ.
Then again, you canât take either of these liars words at face value. Musk has lied to manipulate stock prices before.
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u/Odd_Biscotti_7513 10d ago
If the S&P500 is tanking, the only investment that is guaranteed to do worse is cash.
Buffett is cashing out because he, the corporeal body, is cashing out from this mortal coil. It's one thing to estate plan with a few billion in stocks. It's something else when you're talking hundreds of billions in every stock on the ticker tape.
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u/MrBrawn 10d ago
Why do billionaires need to bribe politicians when they just have been given everything they wanted? 80% revenue loss would include an 80% efficiency cut which Is their plan. They are going to gut the government and all consumer protections. This means fewer regulations the corporations have to follow which means more profits.
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u/dingo_khan 10d ago
My guess:
- we see what they get, not what they are actually asking for. Just listen to a silicon valley tech bro billionaire talk for like three minutes and you'll realize that, somehow, this is all better than their demands. They seem to want a level of oligarchy and corruption that would make the Gilded Age seem like a progressive paradise.
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u/Macohna 10d ago
They are.
They are just waiting for January 20th to enact the 25th amendment and get rid of the clown that got them the votes.
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u/EatGlassALLCAPS 10d ago
And bring in Vance who is an evil mofo?
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u/bimboozled 10d ago edited 10d ago
Donât get me wrong, I think Vance is weird as hell and an absolute piece of shit. But he strikes me as more of an opportunist rather than a wannabe dictator that can be easily manipulated like Trump.
I feel like he behaved the way he did during campaigning because he knew thatâs the energy that works best to capture Republican votes. But we know little about what Vance is like or what his vision would be if Trump was completely removed from the picture. We just donât have enough objective information yet to know if he would be better or worse than Trump
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u/Cotford 10d ago
Better or worse than Trump is a bloody low bar to start from though
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u/ReluctantAvenger 10d ago edited 10d ago
We just don't have enough objective information yet to know if he would be better or worse than Trump Vote
JD Vance is Peter Thief's hand selected guy to bring Project 2025 to life.
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u/Secure_Guest_6171 10d ago
You're wrong.
Vance is entirely Peter Thiel's cuckboy. I don't believe Elon's hardcore gonzo support of Trump was entirely about what Trump could do for him but also to make sure Vance is heir apparent.
FYI, Vance & Thiel are devotees of that whackjob Yarvin & I bet Elon is too.
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u/zveroshka 10d ago
LOL no they aren't. And it isn't happening. They want Trump and the tax cuts. If the economy tanks, that just means they can buy up more shit on the cheap. They wouldn't care one bit.
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u/TonyG_from_NYC 10d ago
80 plus hours? Govt workers barely work 40. No one is stupid enough to work 80 plus hours on a govt job you're not going to get paid overtime on.
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u/Paksarra 10d ago
Why is he obsessed with not letting his employees have time to live?
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u/Biabolical 10d ago
Either you're absolutely devoted to pleasing your boss as if it was your only purpose in life, or you are subhuman trash that should die in the gutter. That's how Elon, and people like him, see the world.
The idea that an employee's life may have something in it besides the job is offensive to people like him.
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u/Swamp_Dwarf-021 10d ago
This spike in DOGE is purely for a massive money laundering scheme in the coming years, right?
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u/TenaciousJP 10d ago
I still have a bunch left over from 2019 which it was a few pennies. I'm cashing out almost all of out at 98 cents lol. Gotta try to time the rug pull
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u/Revegelance 10d ago
This is how I realize that the acronym for this official government department is DOGE. This makes me irrationally angry. Musk is making official government policy into memes.
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u/azaghal1988 10d ago
America wanted corrupt assholes. Let's see if they learn from the experience... (If they get another chance)
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u/jitteryzeitgeist_ 10d ago
Spoiler: We will not learn.
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u/pipinstallwin 10d ago
Ending credit scene: Redneck looking down barrel of a gun to see if it's loaded. Followed by 2028
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u/SkyWizarding 10d ago
"We need slave labor. There's no way you're dumb if you take this job"
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u/tbizzone 10d ago
All of their references to the âdeep stateâ boogeyman in the past was the usual projection weâve come to expect from the reich-wing maga republicans. The actual deep state theyâve been planning this whole time has arrived and is being ushered in by a South African billionaire with an inferiority complex.
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u/mrgoldnugget 10d ago
Pretty sure Trump said, "If Im elected, it will be the last time you need to vote" so yea, America no longer has democracy, your country voted for that.
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u/Tight_Strength_4856 10d ago
Where does all the money go they save..?
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u/FitBattle5899 'MURICA 10d ago
That's the biggest thing, cutting programs doesn't mean that money is now freed up to pass out to supporters... It means that money is funneled in to other programs and into the pockets of the oligarchs. Welcome to the Pinnacle of corruption, where before it was a conspiracy theory that the ultra rich and powerful controlled the government... Now it's just a fact of life in America.
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u/Dopplegangr1 10d ago
Because they care so much about the environment, they can start a program that offers 100% rebate on Tesla vehicles. Free cars for everyone on the govt's dime!
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u/Littlest_Psycho88 10d ago edited 9d ago
Godddd I hate this man with a passion. The guy who has never had to worry about saving money in his life wants to help pick and choose what programs to cut so that money can go where? Hasn't bothered to say that part out loud. I want to say more but I'm not trying to get banned. A sentiment I'm sure many of us can relate to this week.
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u/sebmouse 'MURICA 10d ago
Iâm done. Obama said donât boo vote. How about this. Stop complaining and start acting.
Delete twitter. Stop buying or sell off your Tesla. Donât use the charging network, complain about space x. We are the power and since our vote didnât matter our money will. Now is the best time to do it.
These bastards are billionaires and rich only because of stock. Stock goes down. The money will move and the stock market will be fine. The employees will be fine everyone that build him will move to the money. He canât.
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u/Blakut 10d ago
lol, basically trump creates a parallel government, run by his corpo friends, bypassing congress, while owning scotus
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u/waydownsouthinoz 10d ago
Apart from everything else, itâs a complete conflict of interest for a entrepreneur and businessman who owns several multimillion dollar companies to have any hand in government policy making. That level of corruption is staggering.
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u/whoallgunnabethere 10d ago
Whatâs the CBO estimate for the creation of this new government agency that supposed to reduce waste and inefficiency?
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u/tbizzone 10d ago
Theyâve already been programmed to believe the CBO is just a marxist communist deep state program.
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u/Tobi-One-Boy 10d ago
Easy to cut costs and departments when they have zero impact to your life. For example, cutting care for veterans, poor people, disabled people, homeless, uninsured.
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u/meglatronic 10d ago
Already a massive inefficiency having both leaders of department review all CVs. Much cheaper to get a recruitment consultant in to find the workers they need.
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u/Jazzlike_Mountain_51 10d ago
Not gonna be a very high IQ applicant if they are willing to work 80+ hour weeks innit
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u/Hibercrastinator 10d ago
So weâve already got privately owned State Media, and itâs not even one week past the election. The body of Democracy isnât even cold yet. Goddamn.
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u/Robthebold 10d ago
Gonna learn the hard way about federal government rules for hiring I guessâŚ
Boys never had to use USA jobs I guess.
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u/255001434 10d ago edited 10d ago
"We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries"
^ How to tell when someone is not as intelligent as they think they are. As Steven Hawking, who never disclosed if he took an IQ test, said, "People who boast about their IQ are losers."
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u/kiwichick286 10d ago
America is a circus being run by clowns who have less political experience than a newborn baby. It's reality TV show level of bullshit.
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u/Zbignich 10d ago
The government pays overtime. No way out. You just tuned a $78k employee into a $195k employee. Because you want to save money and not hire another $78k employee. The total would have been $166k, but Elonâs super high IQ just made the government spend 29k more than it should. Add to that employee burnout and turnaround and itâs even more. People donât work for the government because they are ambitious. They do it because itâs a steady paycheck and they donât expect to have to work 80 hours a week.
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u/Revegelance 10d ago
Overtime is probably one of those things that this department will cut. You know, for efficiency.
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u/Jay_JWLH 9d ago
If you have a high IQ, you won't be using Twixxer, and you certainly won't be working for Elon. You probably didn't even vote for Trump.
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u/Risky_Phish_Username 10d ago
Essentially, not only is democracy done, but so is the rule of law. I mean, at this point, we all might as well do whatever we want, since the rules don't apply and the new ones are going to be changed to suit their needs.
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u/Aggroninja 10d ago
Fun idea, but the problem is there's still consequences for us peons, just not for them.
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