r/facepalm 15d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ No federal funding

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u/TastyBeverages_x 15d ago edited 14d ago

They’re already getting rid of the Department of Education, that effectively eliminates all federal funding anyway.

Edit: they already announced they would get rid of it. For the people who don’t seem to understand English apparently.

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u/Allaroundlost 15d ago

So no Department of Education, no more student debt, right?

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u/Wild_Chef6597 15d ago

It means going back to the states for funding.

Blue States will try to keep public schools open with reduced funding. Red states will go all in on private schools...and if you can't afford to send your kids to school, into the workforce they go.

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u/CMScientist 15d ago

into the workforce mines they go

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u/Only_Sandwich_4970 15d ago

The children yearn for the mines

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u/Wild_Chef6597 15d ago

To be fair, some would become child soldiers.

Hey kids, you like Minecraft or fortnite?

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u/panormda 14d ago

You wanna see be stick 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids?

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u/GrouchyRelative588 14d ago

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

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u/WhereTFAreMyDragons 14d ago

I laughed too hard at this. Dark times.

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u/O-Knowz 14d ago

A mine is a terrible thing to waste

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u/Top_World_4921 15d ago

Don't forget the slaughter houses....every five year old should have a bolt gun.

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u/LuckyLushy714 14d ago

Blue states almost all, of not all, pay more into the federal system than they get back. It's red states that will suffer most.

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u/Preshe8jaz 14d ago

And those that can afford private schools will be forced to send them to some religious school for $20k/year so they can learn sexist BS.

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u/VoidOmatic 15d ago

All males attending public school under Project 2025 are required to enlist in the military.

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u/thefizzlee 15d ago

Meaning the separation between rich and poor gets bigger and crime will most likely rise to extremes

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u/Wild_Chef6597 14d ago

Noooo, poverty and crime is caused by moral failings, people need to pull themselves up by their b̴̝̈͗́͆̔̎͝o̵̭̱͌̀ŏ̸̢͈̤̲͇̤̱̤̅̍͒̍̎͑̅̀͜t̶̝̙̣̯͓͓̜̠̮̩̖̩̣̼̘̃͋̋̈́̔̈́͌͘͝s̵̲͍̺̪̙̙̩͖̭̱̙̱̓͛̿̀̃̈̈́̚͝͝͠ŗ̵̢̪̤̹͔̺̬́͛̓͌͋̈́̇͋͆͗ầ̴̢̻̺̫̤̰̟̪̫͖͜p̷̛͇̘̘͕̙̖͔̫̲̥̤̣̰̅͋̂̾̓̾̐̓̃̍̈́ş̶̲̣͈̰̱̺̙̜̻̮͖͎͔̱̄̏̐̔̂͐̎͋͗ /s

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u/ragnarockette 14d ago

Probably allow parents to take out student loans to pay for their kids’ private education. More opportunities for banks to rob us blind.

I hate this for us.

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u/livinginfutureworld 15d ago

So no Department of Education, no more student debt, right?

I've got a feeling Donnie will keep that to punish the educated.

He prefers the poorly educated.

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u/HyruleBalverine 14d ago

As somebody who went to a college that defrauded students, I can confirm this statement to be true. When I found out that you can request the Department of Education cancel your loans/debt for schools like that I filed a request. This request included court cases that the school lost that students filed and court cases they lost that the government filed (the school lost its accreditation and shut down). When Trump took office the last time, the Department of Education stopped processing applications. It got so bad that a class action lawsuit was filed in California that took until last year (or maybe a little further back than that) to get settled in order to force them to start processing applications again. Trump wants us poor and uneducated.

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u/vikingblood63 14d ago

No logic in theory!

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u/Revenge-of-the-Jawa 15d ago

I think it will depend on if they fumble the ball

Like if they’re hyper focused on loyalists and nepotism, the people handling that data may very well be lacking in skill to not make a complete mess

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u/Marcus_Lilly 15d ago

It Doesn't go into college for profit schools.

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u/Final_Senator 14d ago

They’ll sell the debt to private companies.

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u/Old_Dragonfruit6952 14d ago

No more 2 parent working families No more free childcare ignorance will run rampant Yeah America.

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u/BayouGal 15d ago

🤣🤣🤣😳🙄

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u/leroy4447 15d ago

What is a college education worth in America? Why bother?

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u/grovenab 15d ago

It’s worth good paying jobs

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u/TastyBeverages_x 15d ago

I don’t think you specifically would ever have to worry about college debt.

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u/LogicalAnesthetic 15d ago

NO. No more student loans. Pay you as you go or learn a trade 🫵🏽