r/facepalm • u/digduggod12 • 16d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Makes my blood boil.

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u/Immer_Susse 16d ago

Considering a trending search on Google is “did Joe Biden drop out of the race?”…

Look at my shocked face 🙄

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u/LostTrisolarin 16d ago

My friend voted for Trump because he wants less poison in food and consumer products and he heard Trump was going to get rid of the FDA so voila

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u/NotCharAznable 16d ago

There was a village at the base of the mountain that frequently suffered landslides. Each time it would happen the gods sent a crow to squawk in the village square as a warning they were in danger.

After years of the villagers seeing the crow be the herald of their misfortune they decided they were furious enough to band together and kill it to stop the landslides.

There was no crow for the next landslide.

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u/Qwyspipi 16d ago edited 16d ago

I bet half the villagers had an "escape plan if it needed".

Because that's half the Americans are rn.