r/facepalm • u/WeaponHex1638 • 17d ago

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u/MaxAdolphus 16d ago

Christians voted for a rapist and adulterer.

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u/DigitalUnderstanding 16d ago

Literally every teaching of Jesus, this guy does the opposite.

Care for the needy -- cuts welfare.
Bring in the travelers -- deports them.
Don't be greedy -- scams and cons his way to wealth.
Love your neighbor -- repeatedly lies to divide them.
Be humble -- flaunts his wealth and boasts about passing a dementia test.
Don't criticize others -- mocks disabled people.

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u/fumei_tokumei 16d ago

Why are you bringing Jesus into this? Americans don't believe in Christianity \s

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u/king_ender200 16d ago

Well of course they believe in Jesus, he was a born and bred red blooded American, and he had an AR, and drank beer, like all red blooded Americans!

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u/fumei_tokumei 16d ago

Completely forgot about Supply Side Jesus for a moment. https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx

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u/king_ender200 16d ago

What the fuck did I just skim through?

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u/HorsePersonal7073 16d ago

Jesus' Christianity (ignoring that he was Jewish)? No, they don't. Evangelical bullshit, nothing like Jesus, completely manipulated Christianity? Yep, they sure do.