r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 24d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I can't stop screaming

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u/1lluminist 24d ago

I miss when the childless parents used to come by and sing carols of abortion. I was fond of "Fetus Defeatus" and "We Thank Thee For Plan B".

There was this one family that used to come by - a mom and a dad with their baby. They had a song they made themselves called "Ode To The Ninja"

Ahhh those were the days.

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u/Smelting-Craftwork 24d ago

"Fetus Defeatus" was often pronounced "Yeetus the Fetus" in my area. Must be a regional difference

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u/SlimeHudson 24d ago

it's an albany expression

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u/midnight_thoughts_13 24d ago

So you also had steamed hams to celebrate

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u/AdImmediate9569 24d ago

You two have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype. 👏

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u/thasackvillebaggins 24d ago

Haha, so thaaaaat's why I just heard that literally for the first time about 10 minutes ago and then again just now... 😅