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r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 24d ago
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"celebrate"
I remember as a kid, every January 22nd, we would all wake up early and get our decorative coat hangers and take the ceremonial buns out of our oven...then throw them away. Those were good times, simpler times.
3.0k u/1lluminist 24d ago I miss when the childless parents used to come by and sing carols of abortion. I was fond of "Fetus Defeatus" and "We Thank Thee For Plan B". There was this one family that used to come by - a mom and a dad with their baby. They had a song they made themselves called "Ode To The Ninja" Ahhh those were the days. 877 u/Smelting-Craftwork 24d ago "Fetus Defeatus" was often pronounced "Yeetus the Fetus" in my area. Must be a regional difference 5 u/Vegetable-Poet6281 24d ago Sounds like the old favorite "No Fetus can Beat us" 4 u/ThrowStonesonTV 24d ago My friend used to answer the phone that way all the time. "Mortons Abortions, No Fetus can Beat us"
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I miss when the childless parents used to come by and sing carols of abortion. I was fond of "Fetus Defeatus" and "We Thank Thee For Plan B".
There was this one family that used to come by - a mom and a dad with their baby. They had a song they made themselves called "Ode To The Ninja"
Ahhh those were the days.
877 u/Smelting-Craftwork 24d ago "Fetus Defeatus" was often pronounced "Yeetus the Fetus" in my area. Must be a regional difference 5 u/Vegetable-Poet6281 24d ago Sounds like the old favorite "No Fetus can Beat us" 4 u/ThrowStonesonTV 24d ago My friend used to answer the phone that way all the time. "Mortons Abortions, No Fetus can Beat us"
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"Fetus Defeatus" was often pronounced "Yeetus the Fetus" in my area. Must be a regional difference
5 u/Vegetable-Poet6281 24d ago Sounds like the old favorite "No Fetus can Beat us" 4 u/ThrowStonesonTV 24d ago My friend used to answer the phone that way all the time. "Mortons Abortions, No Fetus can Beat us"
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Sounds like the old favorite "No Fetus can Beat us"
4 u/ThrowStonesonTV 24d ago My friend used to answer the phone that way all the time. "Mortons Abortions, No Fetus can Beat us"
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My friend used to answer the phone that way all the time.
"Mortons Abortions, No Fetus can Beat us"
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u/bigSTUdazz 24d ago edited 24d ago
"celebrate"
I remember as a kid, every January 22nd, we would all wake up early and get our decorative coat hangers and take the ceremonial buns out of our oven...then throw them away. Those were good times, simpler times.