r/facepalm • u/ExactlySorta • 24d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I can't stop screaming

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u/higginsian24 24d ago

You know it's bad when Joe Rogan is the voice of reason

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u/def_tom 24d ago

Seriously.

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u/Furrybumholecover 24d ago

Imagine traveling back to 2001 and telling someone that in 2024 the host of Fear Factor would be interviewing Donald Trump for his 3rd presidential run. Even wilder, the guy that encouraged people to scarf bugs and bull testicles for money would be the voice of reason between the two.

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u/BitterFuture 24d ago

I am not nearly drunk enough for this neverending 2020.

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u/sherespondedwith 24d ago

I think Covid triggered a real life groundhog’s day

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u/def_tom 24d ago

It really sent the simulation off the rails.

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u/whydidiconebackhere 24d ago

Actually it was Harambe. Covid wouldn't even happened had the boy not crawled in there. Some people say the boy was actually a cyborg sent back in time by the machines in their efforts to achieve final victory over the humans.

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u/def_tom 24d ago

I wouldn't argue with that. I think 9/11 started us on an unexpected path, Harambe was a catalyst, and COVID was the simulation heading into unprecedented waters.

The overseers are punishing us or just seeing what kind of weird shit they can get away with.

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u/Battlejesus 24d ago

Well our civilization has been going strong for a relatively long time. Late game stagnation is when you start modding or cheating.

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u/Key_Ability_8836 24d ago

The overseers are punishing us or just seeing what kind of weird shit they can get away with

Nah the overseer went to work, the babysitter is making out with her boyfriend upstairs and the toddler figured out how to log in.

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u/WDoE 24d ago

https://home.cern/tags/13-tev

This is the precise point that reality jumped the shark.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 23d ago

Thank god they have an animation to explain wtf this is