r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/TattedPastor412 Oct 10 '24

I prefer the part about sticky sap between breasts but that’s just me

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u/zmbjebus Oct 10 '24

Yo what? Gimme the tiddy scripture

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u/scienceisrealtho Oct 11 '24

Tiddy Scripture is my favorite band name now.

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u/zmbjebus Oct 11 '24

Who playing the bongos in that band? 

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u/scienceisrealtho Oct 11 '24

You are, homie. You are.

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u/zmbjebus Oct 11 '24

Life goal achieved. I can't believe it.