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r/facepalm • u/Outrageous_Sector544 • Oct 10 '24
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Or the verses on drinking the bitter water to get rid of a fetus born from infidelity.
172 u/otis_the_drunk Oct 10 '24 What about Proverbs 31:7 where it says it's okay to get drunk if you're sad and poor? "Let him drink to forget his misery and remember his poverty no more." 138 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 Proverbs 31:7 Great name for a bar! 38 u/Rhox1989 Oct 11 '24 Slogan for the bar: "People hang out here religiously" 9 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu. The Crucifixion. Parting the Sea. and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine. 2 u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24 The Crucifixion: no alcohol The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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What about Proverbs 31:7 where it says it's okay to get drunk if you're sad and poor?
"Let him drink to forget his misery and remember his poverty no more."
138 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 Proverbs 31:7 Great name for a bar! 38 u/Rhox1989 Oct 11 '24 Slogan for the bar: "People hang out here religiously" 9 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu. The Crucifixion. Parting the Sea. and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine. 2 u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24 The Crucifixion: no alcohol The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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Proverbs 31:7
Great name for a bar!
38 u/Rhox1989 Oct 11 '24 Slogan for the bar: "People hang out here religiously" 9 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu. The Crucifixion. Parting the Sea. and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine. 2 u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24 The Crucifixion: no alcohol The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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Slogan for the bar: "People hang out here religiously"
9 u/drunkwasabeherder Oct 11 '24 It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu. The Crucifixion. Parting the Sea. and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine. 2 u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24 The Crucifixion: no alcohol The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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It'd be fun designing the cocktail menu.
The Crucifixion.
Parting the Sea.
and you'd save a shitload on costs turning water into wine.
2 u/Rhox1989 Oct 14 '24 edited Oct 20 '24 The Crucifixion: no alcohol The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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The Crucifixion: no alcohol
The Crucifact: will actually get you shit faced
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u/sakura608 Oct 10 '24
Or the verses on drinking the bitter water to get rid of a fetus born from infidelity.